toasted

fucked up, wasted, drunk off your ass, etc.
Also, bread can be toasted.

Ex 1: She was toasted last night after 65 shots of tequila.
Ex 2: I HAD MY WHEAT BREAD TOASTED LAST NIGHT.

by rofljen July 30, 2008

boom toasted

Similar to boom roasted, only much more insanely awesome and impressive. Can be only be used to describe a diss or burn that was given with such power and finesse that it reached a whole new level of raw awesomeness. If awesome and chuck norris had a baby, it would be boom toasted.

Rebecca: Shut up and do your work.

Scott: Do you like my scratch art?

Rebecca: I've seen better.

Scott: Boom toasted! Blythe™!

by scotty <(") July 5, 2011

Toaster (PC)

The Toaster is a PC that has less power, it is basically a PC that you can play game in, but is not a super expensive gaming rig.

Tim: Dude I just upgraded to a GTX 980 Ti 6GB SC! My games finally can play in 120 fps and 4k!
Me: 120 fps, eh, here I am sitting with a cheap ass cumpter with intel hd grahhics... I really need to upgrade my toaster (PC)

by Elixz September 9, 2016

Toaster bath

a day committed to committing toaster bath

Hey baby do you wanna come over and commit toaster bath

Omg yeas make sure you’ve got two toasters

by heyyyydumbbitchhere October 18, 2019

Toasters

Insert bread, dispenses toast.

Camren: Chase put toast in the toasters.
Brenden: Why the fuck would he do that? You put bread in a toaster?!

by unknown413235 January 3, 2010

french toasted

To be french toasted is when you put egg whites, maple syrup and cinnamon in someones ass crack and have anal sex with them slapping them with bread.

"So the other night after getting my haircut I went home and got french toasted!"

by thefrenchtoast October 16, 2009

Toaster Mage

a really cool fool who ive known for a bit but has low self esteem and thats not good i try to help but he refuses but im a persistiant little bastard and wont give up if you would like to help plz vote thumbs up for my good ol pal toasty

Darkace: hello how are you

Toaster Mage:o.O..

Toaster Mage: boring?

by Darkace January 17, 2005