stale chowder

Dried semen, man juice, left on your pants, keyboards, the undersides of steering wheels, and the occasional stuffed animal.

1: What's that on your pants? Oh that's just some stale chowder, bro.
2: After a good dry hump, I found myself covered in stale chowder.
3: Can I borrow a pair of socks? Sorry they're full of stale chowder.

by Hurricanedisaster May 30, 2014

stalement

A word or phrase that is said by a person or a group so many times that it's pretty much gotten stale.

Person A: I will make the world a better place!
Person B: Can you stop saying that? It's pretty much a stalement.

by ChameleonDragon February 26, 2018

Cal-Stated

When the irrigation sprinklers turn on, and spray the crowd at a large event on a California State University Campus.

I was at the concert and it Cal-Stated during the final act; I was soaked.

by ZOOyorker101 October 20, 2010

Staped

A mix between 'stapled' and 'raped'. Also means something incredibly cool, rad, great, etc.

Man that show was staped!

by Dr. Phillius October 8, 2008

styled

A word that can be used in the place of virtually any verb.

Man, that chick just styled my package.

I styled the vaders when I went to the beach on Sunday.

I was hungry, so I styled some pizza.

by citrix October 18, 2004

Jerking off stalefish

When someone constricts the circulation of blood to the hand until it goes numb, then masturbates with it, thereby giving the feeling of another person.

Dude, why are you sitting on your hand? You trying to jerk off stalefish?

by Valo January 1, 2005

stale

lame, boring, trivial, uninteresting

Man, that party was stale as hell.

by phil k February 8, 2004