Valo's definitions

Jerking off stalefish

When someone constricts the circulation of blood to the hand until it goes numb, then masturbates with it, thereby giving the feeling of another person.

Dude, why are you sitting on your hand? You trying to jerk off stalefish?

by Valo January 1, 2005

Ville Valo

A Sex God with most amazingly sexy green eyes and the sexiest body in the world.

Some people say he's my hero, but that doesn't describe how much more he actualy is.

Your Love is a Razorblade Kiss
Sweet as the taste from your lips

by Valo May 5, 2004

idaho

A word don vito used when he was on one of his jibberish rampages. It possably means "I don't know".

bluullsthit bam goddamn fulcan morons. Idaho whathe hell sgoin onherda.

by Valo November 19, 2004

Shits

Poor ass pants that only someone with an income less then $5000 a year would wear.

Are you dead fucking serious with those pants? Those shits are haggard.

by Valo September 20, 2004

Kitten hawk

Who the fuck knows, mabe it means children. Some Fuck From CB came up with it.

Oooooohhh look at the little Kitten hawk's.

by Valo September 24, 2004

sacrament

the best song from HIM!

you know our sacred dream wont fail
the sactuary tender and so frail
the sacrament of love
the sacrament of warmth is true
the sacrament is you..

by Valo December 30, 2003

Comic City

A ghetto ass card shop in CB that houses comic city man, a fat bastard of a man who lives off of spray cheeze and the sraps of money he gets for the shitiest of things. There are always to fags by the window playin yugio-gay-shit so they can become proffesionals and make a living.

God, I'm gonna set a pipe bomb off in that store. The fags are like K-mart.

by Valo December 16, 2004