spatch

the female equivalent of a tool. Derives from the word spatula. A guy who is a jerk is called a tool or a toolbag. A girl who is acting the same way is a female tool, or a spatch.

"Did you just hear her talking about Deanne?"
"Yeah, dude, she's such a spatch!"

by CrabApples444 December 14, 2011

spatman

superman and batman combined

Hey look its spatman!!!!

by Sir Dave June 7, 2003

Spatch

Generally a cool person with a Tattoo on his leg of a Spatula

"Hey nice Spatch tat"

by Chris Spatula August 11, 2009

Spatchcock

The act of striking a male in the genitals with a Spatula.

Shit son, I done did get Spatchcocked

by Clangers January 19, 2010

chewed-up-and-spat-out

When someone utterly schools your ass, esp. With regards to school marks. May also be applied to social situations like being yelled at.

I was talking to a friend about this femme fatale we know and he said "you'll be chewed-up-and-spat-out by her without so much as a hand gesture".

by I'll be blank, thanx November 7, 2013

Spatafore

spat-a-fore
-proper noun
a name given to a man who readily takes numerous cocks in his asshole while receiving immense pleasure and joy from the ordeal.

Billy Schuh loves the cock so much we should call him Spatafore.

by Alitheia December 11, 2008

scoatch

very little, small, tiny, lacking in size,2.very little bit

aj has a scoatch penis..

by juan neago June 12, 2005