by Djruffglove September 14, 2018
Get the Splinter sucker mug.A.k.a. "piggybank" or "cumulonimbus" fart. this uniquely-impressive anal-based audio-delight consists of a number of much-smaller farts that have been carefully "layered" or "stockpiled" inside Uranus, so that they create a single but super-humongous "eruption" whenever it is that you do decide to "let loose".
There are a number of reasons that one might create a spliced fart --- maybe you don't really produce all that much gas, and so you wanna really "make it count" on those comparatively-rare occasions when you do. Or perhaps you are a bit concerned about a certain place you are going and/or someone you are having to meet, and so you wanna "bring along a little spare ammo" just in case.
by QuacksO November 21, 2018
Get the spliced fart mug.A woman who attends spin class in full makeup, with her hair and nails done, wearing top of the line gear but failing to put any effort into the class for fear of damaging her appearance. A Spincess will often take phone calls, or loudly talk to people around her about her "fascinating" life, distracting and angering other attendees. She will also have a membership, and attend 7 days a week to engage in this behavior.
by Brody Anderson February 15, 2020
Get the spincess mug.A splinteranus is a person who is susceptible to anal rips or Fischers , mostly homosexuals or those who enjoy anal sex .
by Skunkface February 6, 2021
Get the Splinteranus mug.The act of getting a big ass splinter in yourself. Usually happens to total idiots who don't wear gloves or socks.
Help my father suffered a severe splinterfusal! Can you believe that Bethany is still complaining about her minor splinterfusal.
by All American Walrus Back Rider March 7, 2021
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