Splinteranus

A splinteranus is a person who is susceptible to anal rips or Fischers , mostly homosexuals or those who enjoy anal sex .

For example Alan won’t be in to work today, he is a splinteranus.

by Skunkface February 6, 2021

splinterius

Being psychopathic but not in a way of killing but always having to think about killing.

splinter: im being splinterius.
noah: don't kill anyone.
splinter: no i only think of killing people.

by 224NUDEL April 25, 2018

Splinterfusal

The act of getting a big ass splinter in yourself. Usually happens to total idiots who don't wear gloves or socks.

Help my father suffered a severe splinterfusal! Can you believe that Bethany is still complaining about her minor splinterfusal.

by All American Walrus Back Rider March 7, 2021