A filthy mexican that cooks nachos in your bath tub instead of cleaning the house. someone unworthy of rights and deserves to be mistreated for his crimes of being mexican. tells funny jokes about how he is tall and sexy, cool cat but sadly mexican.
by Eternal-SG June 30, 2011
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i thought i was just going to drop some kids off at the pool but in fact it turned out to be just a huge wet shart that left spatter all over ernie's bathroom. he never forgave my fatass.
by Chief Running-Wolf June 18, 2009
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Get the Spattery; spatteries mug.Bob dropped all of the delicious cookies as he was taking them out of the oven. Mike spatulated Bob because of the waste of perfectly good cookies.
by Ottoman540 October 4, 2010
Get the Spatulate mug.A Dick-Spatula is someone who wallows in there life's misfortunes and stupid choices and uses them as justification for being a self-righteous asshole. They usually glow a gnarly "woah is me" vibe and are terribly selfish and condescending by nature.
Joel: "I was trying to make guitar music with Zach again tonight."
GF: "How'd that go?"
Joel: "Once again he just got drunk to forget about his problems and just played whatever he wanted on guitar, loud and obnoxious, tempo-less, overdriven crap, never listening to me or the other guitar player once."
GF: "Hasn't he been doing that for years?"
Joel: "Yes, yes he has...I'm beginning to think he's a real Dick-Spatula."
GF: "How'd that go?"
Joel: "Once again he just got drunk to forget about his problems and just played whatever he wanted on guitar, loud and obnoxious, tempo-less, overdriven crap, never listening to me or the other guitar player once."
GF: "Hasn't he been doing that for years?"
Joel: "Yes, yes he has...I'm beginning to think he's a real Dick-Spatula."
by Dasturd August 29, 2012
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Get the spatchcock mug.When a homosexual person manages to date a straight person, and the former heterosexual now identifies as gay.
Ben is a spatula- all of his ex boyfriends were straight, until he came along. Even his current boyfriend is a pancake .
by Nopenopenope November 7, 2013
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