Spatchcocked

When a man spreads a woman’s arms and legs out with the intention of penetrating her

Kenzie is going out Friday and Tallulah is getting absolutely spatchcocked

by Jonnyfiller411 March 17, 2022

spatchcock

A dressed and split chicken for roasting or broiling on a spit

(If you're jerking off with a spatula you need serious psychological help)

by Sean February 26, 2004

When you intentionally rub your backpack on a nearby stranger's genitals in an effort to sexually arouse them.

Hey Tom I was spatchcocking some girl standing next to me on the bus and she slipped me her number on the way out!

by Plowinurgranny February 04, 2020

reddening of the penis after beating off with a spatula

by Blake D October 07, 2003

The act of a (flexible) person with both breasts and a penis giving themselves a titwank.

Did you see that video of that hot shemale spatchcocking?!

by iPhil November 22, 2011

the act of using one's penis to flip eggs off a partner's vagina

She asked me to make her breakfast, so I offered her a spatchcock.

by SledgeTheHammer September 23, 2008

The act of striking a male in the genitals with a Spatula.

by Clangers January 19, 2010