The Shocker

2 in the goo, 1 in the poo.

2 in the giney, 1 in the hiney.

2 in the squack, 1 in the back.

2 in the bush, 1 in the tush.

2 in the snapper, 1 in the crapper.

2 in the pink, 1 in the stink.

2 in the snatch, 1 in the hatch.

If you don't get it, crawl out from under that rock.

by Helvis September 9, 2003

shocker

Two in the Bush, and one in the Cheney

When you don't want to cock her, give her the shocker.

by The Kid Doc D December 28, 2005

Reverse Shocker

Just like the regular Shocker, but more potent, as the number of digits in the pink and stink are flip-flopped. So it becomes two in the poo one in the goo.

"Duuuude my girlfriend said I couldn't use the shocker on her, so I whipped out the Reverse Shocker on her ass"

"I think I hate you."

by SeanJL January 14, 2008

Empty Eye Socket

The state of a woman's asshole after an intense anal sex encounter. The anus itself looks like an empty eye socket, hence the appropriateness of the name.

My girl was on her period, so I stuck her in the pooper and left her with an "empty eye socket".

by Rookadelphian February 18, 2005

Socket Wrench

To finger a person's vaginal or anal oriface(s) with a general left to right, back and forth, twisting motion as if one was tightening a bolt or nut with a socket wrench. Ideally performed with two to three fingers however and aggressive socket wrencher could perform said act with the entire hand and fist.

Mary could barely walk after Carl gave her a double fisted socket wrench.

by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2016

Shockenfreude

The feeling you get when you realize that things you laugh and joke about with one social group would be found horrifying by another.

I felt a certain shockenfreude when I realized a group of pregnant women had overhead us making dead baby jokes.

4chan is an internet community that revels in shockenfreude.

by dimwittedSucka + morleydresden September 14, 2010

Cam-shocker

The method/belief of two in the stink, one more in the stink.

One guy: That guy loves the sausage.
Another guy: Yah he's probably a fan of the cam-shocker.

by J-Klop March 22, 2009