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Shitting on yourself to make yourself smell better

Trying to plead your case in a situation of guilt when you are actually doing more damage than good. Digging yourself deeper.
Mr. Brown went to represent himself at his trial. A spectator saw him and just said to him that he was "Shitting on yourself to make yourself smell better."
by NotNix October 29, 2009
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shitting a frisbee

an expression that illistrates the difficulty to accomplish a job or task that is nearly impossible.
"getting all my homework done by 8pm is going to be like shitting a frisbee!"
by mdspnb November 22, 2011
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Shitting Blue Lights

British saying to express great surprise and or fear.

the use of the words "blue lights" in this saying most likely refers to the lights found on emergency vehicles such as police, ambulance and fire service.

When they approach from behind at breakneck speed with their sirens blaring and lights flashing, you are often caught by surprise, this causes the fight of flight response also known as "shitting yourself. "

The combination of flashing lights as well as a fear response produces the saying "shitting blue lights"
There was a loud bang followed by a scream, i shat blue lights, and ran

When i saw the dog come running out the gate after me, i was so scared i was shitting blue lights.

Note* emergency vehicles do not need to be present for this saying to be used to describe acute fear or surprise.
by abominableangel February 25, 2013
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Shitting streak

How many days you can go without going #2
Claud won the shitting streak tittle with 2 weeks.
by aoverloded May 25, 2009
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shitting in my ice cream

when someone is stealing your thunder or makes you feel like shit
Joe- dude you throw the football like shit.
Jason-dude your shitting in my ice cream
by THE BEAST RECIEVER November 22, 2011
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shitting beads

when your friend goes to his girlfriends house and shoves anal beads up his ass and she pulls them out and he shits everywhere. you go to the bathroom and walk out and see her playing with your shit.
yo coley why are you playing with my shitting beads. you ugly slut
by colinoscopy May 23, 2010
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Shitting chips

- as in "I wouldn't go outside mate, it's shitting chips".
by Little Marc/Ruggy October 23, 2008
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