Shitlick

When one goes to fart with such force & your shit paints your pants a bit leaving a skid mark or a shitlick

I farted that hard that my turd licked my pants leaving a signature

Fuck I better go to the toilet because I think my fart made a shitlick in my pants

by The Shadow People November 24, 2013

shitfuck

A pathetic attempt by people with no language skills to say something using only the words they know. Used by morons who don't know any words other than f*** and s***. There are many synonyms which are much more creative, interesting and precise in meaning:

shitfuck (noun)= retard, idiot, jerk, imbecile, punk, moron, cro-magnon, etc...

Reporter interviewing random person on the street: "So, what do you think about the economy these days?"

"Fuck this shit, shitfuck!"

Reporter: "Can you tell me where someone smarter is?"

by spinningtabletop February 16, 2009

shitfucked

when shit is really fucked up.

Craig: Honestly, we have better things to talk about than you.
Tim: Yeah, like my shitfucked marriage.

by The Accountants March 4, 2011

Shitkicker

A wild or raucous gathering, often involving consumption of copious amounts of alcohol and recreational drug use.

"Dude, did you go to that frat party last night?"

"Yeah man, I drank an entire 30 rack and did heroin. It was a fucking shitkicker."

by tunahours October 12, 2022

shitfuck

To kill someone with a pie to the face and a knife to the chest. You wake up the person by standing over someone holding these two things. After you kill them you place a sign on their body saying "You've been shitfucked!"

I'm gonna shitfuck that bitch bag if she fucks my boyfriend.

by Zachary Pine February 7, 2010

shitkicker

cool as fuck but can't help the odd weird phrase creeping into their vocabulary.

Someone who wont take any shit off anyone

yeah she kicked his shit right out the window

by bikini kill February 28, 2004

shitpicket

1. A shitpicket is where you stick your finger up a female's anus, grab some shit residue, and slide it out. You then insert your finger into her vagina and clean it all off. She then licks your finger clean.

2. A dirty nigger who likes to eat shit, or smells like shit.

Dude, i gave Allison a nasty little shitpicket last night, then i fucked her and she sucked my dick afterwards!

Shaniqua's such a shitpicket. She needs a douche bag.

by Spick Death October 24, 2008