shitlick

To eat/lick faeces

To lick an animals anus

You're a shitlick Seven, get the fuck out

by Mub January 20, 2005

Shitlick

When one goes to fart with such force & your shit paints your pants a bit leaving a skid mark or a shitlick

I farted that hard that my turd licked my pants leaving a signature

Fuck I better go to the toilet because I think my fart made a shitlick in my pants

by The Shadow People November 24, 2013

shitlick

A type of exercise. In the instance where one person is ordered to do 30 'shitlicks', he must then drop on his/her back and crunch into his/her abdominal region as if performing self-fellatio on their 'asshole'. The unwavering rule of the shitlick is not take any regular breaths and presumably take on no tangible form.

The idea came from Nova Scotia in the late 1800's when New Zealanders took to the seas and had to thwart off the the local fisherman to monopolize the agricultural industry, thus winning the Cold War.

me: yo
friend: i just got done working out lol
me: OH WOW
you work out or something
lets go idiot
right now
give me 30
shitlicks

by Lussypips July 17, 2018

Shitlick

When your dog eats his own shit, and then kisses you getting it all over you.

His dog gave me a shitlick..

by Your Gays June 30, 2020

shitlick fagwoman

What the "S" on Superman's outfit also stands for.

Superman: The "S" stands for "Superman".
Batman: And "shitlick fagwoman".
Superman: Yes, and shitlick fagwoman.

by Bad Mojo July 13, 2004

Shitfick

When you cluster fuck and freak out while texting Riley-aaron

Hey
-hey
I just had a major shitfick moment

by Aaron12345679 February 13, 2017

Shitnick

A shitnick is a person who copies and plagiarizes the work of others, before then presenting it as their own.

Named for the famous 'hacker' Kevin Mitnick, who famously uses the work of others and claims it as his own.

Look at that shitnick, he stole John's project and is up on stage presenting it.

by A Voice In The Dark August 25, 2018