Shitfucked 

1. When someone fucks you over big fucking time in any kind of everyday life situation.

2. The action of being fucked in whichever hole a living organism possesses with actual shit. This practice may be facilitated by freezing the shit and putting a wooden stick into it before the actual act.

1.1. "this douchebag just cut me off in the curve and I ended up in the ditch and left. He shitfucked me.
1.2. "Fag just took the last icecubes and didnt even fill it back up and now I need 3 cokes and 7 ice teas, fuckin asshole shitfucked me."

2. -"dude my fuckin cat kept on peeing everywhere so I shitfucked him with a frozen piece of shit in which I had stuck a piece of wood to make it look like a popsicle! I'm so gangsta!"
-"dude you're sick don't talk to me again."

Shitfucked by N3vermind March 18, 2009

shitfucked 

Another term for shitfaced, usually when one is under the influence of both alcohol and marijuana.

"Goddddd, I'm sooooo shitfucked!"

shitfucked by CGO February 5, 2008

Shitfucked 

When someone is in a lot of trouble.

"The doctors say he has 1 in a million chance of survival. That guy is totally shitfucked."

Shitfucked by tho3m December 30, 2009

Shitfucked 

When you get mutually get shit faced with the intention to fuck

“Zach, would you like to get shitfucked tonight?” .

*nods* “I’d love to get shitfucked Mileena”.

Alternatively

“Shitfucked?
“Shitfucked!”

Shitfucked by Gasstationpussy November 19, 2021

shitfucked 

when shit is really fucked up.

Craig: Honestly, we have better things to talk about than you.
Tim: Yeah, like my shitfucked marriage.

shitfucked by The Accountants March 4, 2011

shitfuckingasshole 

A person who is widely thought of as a most incredible and unparalleled asshole.

Without a doubt you should divorce that shitfuckingasshole.

shitfuckingasshole by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2018

shitfacedbook 

To use Facebook while intoxicated. May or may not include confessions of undying love to friends, ex's, or total strangers. Grammar and logic will likely be poor. Similar to a drunk dial.

Chris - "Dude, you left 11 incoherent wall posts on my profile last night. What the fuck?"

Spencer - "What? No, I didn't! Oh, wait...yeah, I was shitfacedbooking."

Chris - "You fuckass."

shitfacedbook by stacks121 December 9, 2008