The Chang Scale is a universal measurement of how high a person is.
The scale is organized as follows:
0 - Sober
1 - Semi
2 - Subdued
3 - Stoned
4 - Stupid
5 - Surreal
The scale is organized as follows:
0 - Sober
1 - Semi
2 - Subdued
3 - Stoned
4 - Stupid
5 - Surreal
Hope: Dude, I'm so high
Johnna: Wait, how high?
Hope: I'd say on the Chang Scale, I'm about a 3.5
Johnna: Nice!
Johnna: Wait, how high?
Hope: I'd say on the Chang Scale, I'm about a 3.5
Johnna: Nice!
by swagattack789 November 21, 2017
Get the Chang Scale mug.A game of 2 or more players (usually of the same sex) where colours are used to code the sexual attraction (fuckability) of a member of the opposite sex.
Red = Would not bang or poke on Facebook or with someone else's bargepole. Run the FUCK away.
Yellow = "Take her out for a seafood dinner and never call her again". Do-able but after alcohol consumption.
Blue = Acceptable - individuals you are actually attracted to.
Black = Would definitely 'bang'.
UV = Fucking insane. Would resort in multiple pregnancies.
Red = Would not bang or poke on Facebook or with someone else's bargepole. Run the FUCK away.
Yellow = "Take her out for a seafood dinner and never call her again". Do-able but after alcohol consumption.
Blue = Acceptable - individuals you are actually attracted to.
Black = Would definitely 'bang'.
UV = Fucking insane. Would resort in multiple pregnancies.
Darrell: "Dude, what you reckon to that girl over there on the Big Bang Scale?"
Josh: "She's not quite a blue, so yellow!"
Darrell: "So harsh man! I'd easily say she's a blue!"
Josh: "She's not quite a blue, so yellow!"
Darrell: "So harsh man! I'd easily say she's a blue!"
by Sofa King Low December 11, 2012
Get the Big Bang Scale mug.The scale of 1-10 on women's sexiness
1 being no chance, 5 being average, ten being you really want to but are you good enough. So 1-5 not so good 6-10 great.
1 being no chance, 5 being average, ten being you really want to but are you good enough. So 1-5 not so good 6-10 great.
Me: So where would you put her in the hit that scale
Mate: Hit that high (must be over a 7)
Me: Really i'd hit that low bat it straight on over to the next guy.
Me: Woah hit that?
Mate: Hit that with a 9 iron all the way to the hole
Mate: Hit that high (must be over a 7)
Me: Really i'd hit that low bat it straight on over to the next guy.
Me: Woah hit that?
Mate: Hit that with a 9 iron all the way to the hole
by charlie xoxo September 14, 2016
Get the hit that scale mug.A reason given when something unrealistic, unbelievable, or too convenient happens in a movie, book, or TV show because otherwise the plot would be ruined. Especially relevant when characters miss obvious details that would lead to big revelations.
"Why the FUCK hasn't Lois Lane realized that Clark Kent is Superman! They look exactly alike and he DOESN'T EVEN WEAR A MASK!"
"For the Sake of the Plot."
"For the Sake of the Plot."
by Aviaf October 24, 2016
Get the For the Sake of the Plot mug.The fact that girls at Brandeis don't fit a normal distribution, but a Bernoulli distribution when rated.
1 and 0. Fuckable or not.
1 and 0. Fuckable or not.
Yeah man. It is impossible to rate girls at Brandeis. Over there, there is a binary scale. 1 and 0, either you want to fuck her or not. Famous as the Brandeis Binary Scale.
by theboogeyboogeyman February 14, 2018
Get the Brandeis Binary Scale mug.Announcing that oneself is "woke" actually makes him / her less woke. The more that one self-proclaims "woke-ness" the less woke that person is in reality. This is the essence of the "woke scale," which is represented mathematically as follows:
Level of Woke = 1 - (Self Proclaimed Woke Level)
Level of Woke = 1 - (Self Proclaimed Woke Level)
Stacy: "Wow guys, I am so woke it is crazy."
Stacy's Friends: "Stacy clearly isn't that woke. According to the woke scale, I think her woke level just dropped to 3%"
Stacy's Friends: "Stacy clearly isn't that woke. According to the woke scale, I think her woke level just dropped to 3%"
by humblemike October 6, 2019
Get the The Woke Scale mug.Asians:
A = Average
B = Below average
C = Can't have dinner
D = Don't come home
F = Find a new family
Super Nice Asian Parents:
A = Above Average
B = Average
C = Below Average
D = do something good in life
F = Failure at school, hopefully not in life
A = Average
B = Below average
C = Can't have dinner
D = Don't come home
F = Find a new family
Super Nice Asian Parents:
A = Above Average
B = Average
C = Below Average
D = do something good in life
F = Failure at school, hopefully not in life
Super Nice Asian Parents Grading Scale are similar to Asian Parents Grading Scale, But they say if their child becomes something good in life then they won't have problem with low grades, or else F = FAILURE FOR LIFE.
by The Kid that's Big April 20, 2022
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