swallowing birth control

a woman who performs a sexual act on a man and finishes by swallowing to prevent pregnancy.
My girlfriend has never been pregnant because of swallowing birth control.
by DocMaxxxey May 04, 2009
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bitch swallowed the kids

When a girl cares so much about how you feel that she takes a load of cum down her throat. It is not only sexy but unbelievably considerate.
Last night was awesome, the bitch swallowed the kids and she choked, but I got my nut so its all good.
by H Dubs May 15, 2008
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always swallow with a smile

My Dearest Husband,

Its been ten years since we met. Almost three as husband and wife. Although these days I don't feel as if I am a wife.

Each day a new problem, something else that I cant seem to get right or do "your way." Each day I fight the urge to run, screaming from this house. Each morning I wake up wondering if I will make it through the day.

Its been ten years since we met. We were both 16 - young, ambitious and seemingly in love. Everyone said, "It will

My dearest husband, I am not sure where this letter should end up or where it was going in the beginning. I just hope that I can get through this and try and have this work. I am not a failure and I don't want to give up. I fell in love with you and married you for a reason. Its just that now I have forgotten why. I want to get that feeling back. i want to always swallow with a smile again.

Love, Your Wife
by charlie jayne January 01, 2018
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Swinging Scottsdale Swallow

When a wife gives her husband a blow job and he ejaculates in her mouth. She then spits the cum into the mouth of another mans wife and she swallows it all!
Hey, lets go give Jamal the Swinging Scottsdale Swallow! It always is a hit at our swingers party!
by sexyin suburbia October 19, 2017
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to swallow grass snakes

Slang. It means being so insulted that you’re not able to reply.
He somehow managed for me to swallow grass snakes. What do you mean? I’m so insulted I don’t know what to say.
by B-rizzle May 14, 2019
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should have swallowed

An unwanted pregnacy
Yep I am preggers. I should have swallowed
by Kitty Vicuna April 13, 2008
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gulping river swallow

1.kinda like a swallow that can drink alot at one time..... and does. Hopefully a girl

2.a girl that drinks cum like milk
Will: hey ya no maria

Dan:ya

will: i turned her into my gulping river swallow
by WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL June 28, 2006
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