Woman with a heart of gold, and the gift of gab. She will take the shirt off her back to help a stranger and can turn your frown upside down.
A little bit crazy tho...... Probably.
A little bit crazy tho...... Probably.
by Sami-Janr May 3, 2022
Get the Sami-Janemug. Always plays Halo. Usually declines invitations outside. Loves to create excuses when asked out, on the prethesis of just playing video games. Likes to take a piss out of other's life, like it's a Call of Duty chat, tho in reality people aren't like that.
by Jukseli February 13, 2021
Get the Halo Samimug. When a femboy prolapses his asshole, and the loosening of the ass causes absurd amounts of cum and shit to shoot out of the aforementioned asshole at Mach 10 but in such a way it boomerangs back into the asshole with this process repeating until either death or the asshole goes back inside
by AsianLongMan April 3, 2025
Get the Sami Surprisemug. Samy is a weirdo she is short 5'7 max, wears white shoes and a jacket often. She makes horrible jokes about drug dealers, again shes a bit weird. Its the third one today. Her neck is a bit long, she has circular head, shes a bit preppy. She likes to wear stripped clothing. She has weird boring eyes. shes friends with joey, hes pretty cool. But she has a brother hes even weirder, kinda sus honestly. She has an older sister, never met her, maybe she got the better genes in the family. She dated my best friend one time. Its okay though cause I like one of her best friends and also the best friend she dated is gay so its fine.
by nuuummbberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr February 3, 2022
Get the Samymug. Sazci, Sami is someone who is immaculate in every aspect. Considered the epitome of the quintessential human, he is considered almost omnipotent on all worldly matters.
Sazci, Sami is to appear before The Council for his atrocities.
by (◞≼థ≽◟◞౪◟◞≼థ≽◟) June 22, 2024
Get the Sazci, Samimug. Sami, Sami is an annoying kid who doesn’t shut up! He loves talking and making things worse by opening his mouth. He thinks he’s the best in the world but really isn’t. He also thinks calling people short will make his d!ck any longer, sorry Sami but it’s the opposite <3 All hail on hating sami!
by brunetteluver January 20, 2022
Get the Bad samimug. the most thot inducing man you will ever meet. he has a 11 inch dong and balls o' steel. nothing will ever kill him because he is immortal and has the power of the christian god times 4. if you meet a Sami bow down in honor and fear fore he will smite you before you can say "Sami is the coolest person i've ever met." don't even try to stop what coming because Sami has the bes abs you've ever seen and there so rock hard that you could literally cut diamonds on them. dont fuck with a sami.
Sami is so omnipantant that he could destroy that universe in less time than it takes you to say "i wish that sami were my friend hes so cool and handsome"
by sami has a big dick March 29, 2022
Get the Samimug.