rinsing the olives

Gently caressing a full ball sac pre-coitus; also a metaphor for being overly laudatory in media coverage

Man, Peter King was rinsing the olives of the NFL with his column today.

by PFTCommenterJr December 25, 2014

double-alaskan-semi-cockadoodle-doo-rainstorm

The extreme & bizarre sexual act, where your girlfriend takes a good mouthful, and implodes, spraying semen-like dandruff everywhere. She then pulls on her nipples, and ties a noose and your neck with them, virtually hanging you. She them pulls her legs around your neck, reviving you. She then wrenches her thighs back, exploding pubic hair up your nostril. She then leans back and ends the whole thing off by making a limmerick about Amanda Vanstone and a giant lemon. If you haven't reached some form of orgasm by now, you're impotent.

"Jesus-pleesus!"
"Yeah, that's what they all say."

by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005

ruined

Really fuckin drunk. Could also apply to being cross faded or being on any number of drugs and drinkin huge.

"I'm soo fuckin ruined right now...why'd I start drinkin at noon?"

by bTreezy October 25, 2006

Rinse

Alcohol (noun); to drink alcohol (verb);

'Rinsed': the state of being intoxicated due to consumption of alcohol

Just the lads.....on the RINSE!
Did you see Johnny throwing up last night? He was so rinsed.

Do you mind picking up some rinse on your way?

by TheLad August 10, 2012

rinsed

1. to use somthing fast untill it has ran out

2. to be cussed bad

1. man1: "got any drink left?"
man2: "no, I rinsed it"

2. "oww you got rinsed, HARD"

by De$per8 April 16, 2005

punk rock ruined me

a typical indie blog full of ironic photography and references to 70s musicrun by a adolescent girl who thinks she understnds what punk rock is and posts links to her blog all over 4chan.
occasionally she whines about boys in her life and posts photos of hipsters to show off her own hipsterness though we never see 'punk rock ruined me's face.
soon to be the next meme of the internet

punk rock ruined me: 'hey /b/ check out my blog punkrockruinedme.blogspot.com
/b/: fuck off newfag

by n00berz101 March 8, 2011

ruin porn

Photos of abandoned buildings in cities that are busted out down on their luck.

Photographers come to Detroit or New Orleans and try to capture some hardcore ruin porn to put in a magazine. It's super lame.

by DtownHustler April 30, 2010