Please do not eat the weeds

A joke from Fire Emblem: Three Houses. Dimitri and Dedue are finding plants among the weeds, Dimitri wants to eat the weeds but Dedue tells him not to.

Dimitri: Sometimes you find edible plants among the weeds

Dedue: Please do not eat the weeds

by Nion_YT May 8, 2022

please delete if not allowed

The phrase that clueless people put at the top of their group posts on facebook to indicate that they're too special to be bothered with reading the group rules, and so self important that they need to tell the admins how to do their job. Usually the post is spam advertising their youtube channel or marketplace item.

I see this a lot in groups and threads. The person will preface by saying “please delete if not allowed” followed by doing or posting something that is obviously not allowed. The rules are right there for everyone to read and why bother posting it if you know that it isn’t allowed?

by AnonymousBoschToo April 23, 2023

homie please

Nigga please for those who want to be gangsta without being non-PC.

Some moron wrote "Homie please" on our lunch table.

by junkyard prince October 18, 2003

Child please

1) To blow/brush off or disregard someone’s statement

1) Paula: Jesse looks really good nowadays

Jessica: CHILD PLEASE. He still living with his momma

by Galehart Popwell December 24, 2020

Jesus christ please save me

I am scared to shit alone at night please help me

Jesus christ please save me $4 off a taco bell meal, a coupon is preferred

by Big Cunt Swallower March 3, 2020

i'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking

this isn't a joke my captor forgot to block urban dictionary this is my only escape I am being held in the basement of 308 negra arroyo lane albuquerque new mexico 87104

Joe: "Hey Jerry, how are you doing today?"
Jerry: "I'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking"
Joe: "Great to hear!"

by Yeet-Fa-Feet September 16, 2022

Ginga Please

What you say to a wigger with red hair, usually of Jewish or Italian descent when he's caught some jungle fever.

"Ginga Please. Don't play me! You know you're eyin' that fine booty."

by Ginger Jew 32 October 18, 2009