A Green Day song of the album 'Nimrod' (released in 1997, track eight) The song is about hating someone because of something they did. Oh, its also an animal
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Get the platypus mug.n. Incredibly odd animal with ludicrously improbable physical, behavioural and emotional characteristics unseen outside Hollywood. Thought by habitually beer-dozzled Australian scientists to be a cross between a platypus and another platypus. Aborigines, who worshipped the platypi as very peculiar crippled and mentally handicapped gods imbued with irreplaceable mystical powers and the souls of dead aboriginal heroes, were reluctant to kill and eat the strange creatures unless they were hungry. After every edible part of the delicious gods were consumed all of the remaining bits, some of which were rather nasty and in fact poisonous, were employed to create everything a stone-age people could possibly need … assuming they were not interested in leaving the stone age.
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Dear God Bruce! What in rotting wombat guts is that smeared on your wellies? It smells like vegamite gone septic.
No worries mate. It’s platypus bile. The aborigines use it to waterproof their ocean-going rafts.
Perhaps that’s why they never got off this bleeding swelter bog of a continent.
No worries mate. It’s platypus bile. The aborigines use it to waterproof their ocean-going rafts.
Perhaps that’s why they never got off this bleeding swelter bog of a continent.
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A Blue Platypus, often shortened to "bp," is someone who can truly be described as a god. They don't get the recognition they deserve, and they can do everything so much better than anyone else. You basically can't talk back to them, they're just that good.
A Blue Platypus, often shortened to "bp," is someone who can truly be described as a god. They don't get the recognition they deserve, and they can do everything so much better than anyone else. You basically can't talk back to them, they're just that good.
Person 1: Yo dude, the Eagles suck. The Patriots so had that!
Person 2: Man if I were on the Patriots, I would carry them to victory. I'm so much better than Tom Brady but no one realizes it!
Person 1: Sure you are, you Blue Platypus.
Person 2: That's a good thing, right?
Person 2: Man if I were on the Patriots, I would carry them to victory. I'm so much better than Tom Brady but no one realizes it!
Person 1: Sure you are, you Blue Platypus.
Person 2: That's a good thing, right?
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