cripers ole

Expression of extreme fear, annoyance or frustration

Cripers ole John, you could have blown up both of us with that dynamite

Cripers ole Tom, you must have used a level with a bubble that was stuck, when you built that house

by Lionel_Twain September 30, 2020

Ol’ Marky

When your wife/girlfriend unintentionally/intentionally butt dials you whilst getting rocked/plowed/railed for a minimum not limited too of 45 minutes.

“My wife butt dialed me last night, turns out I got the Ol’ Marky”

by PHS March 11, 2018

Ol Fletch

A donkey riding possum hunter..

I seen ol Fletch crossin the creek last night... He had a whole gunny sack full of possums..

by Blacdawg February 17, 2017

The ol pardy

When you teabag someones pet and then take a picture holding a cup of tea while still teabagging.

He just gave my dog The ol pardy the cunt

by Sullykiiid June 26, 2016

The Ol’ Perry

When you get whiskey dick so bad that you have to use your thumb as a make shift penis

That guy was so drunk last night he had to give that girl the ol’ Perry

by Vpshop September 19, 2021

The 'Ol Stretcheroo

When you pull your pants down and stretch out your flaccid cock in front of a friend. Pulls should be done with no more than three fingers and start only at the head of the cock so that your friend can pellucidly see your pencil-thin shlong stretched out across the room. Optionally, as a variation, you may lean slightly back, bending your knees and yell "YEAHH" while nodding your head up and down .

Joe mistook Jamal's shlong for a piece of black licorice when Jamal was having his time with the 'Ol Stretcheroo. This explains a lot about Jamal but I still don't know where my bike is.

by _________________________-____ October 2, 2012

Ole Coleman

The portable Coleman brand gas grill, used to make deli shoe creations.

"Crank dat Ole Coleman bud"

On Tik Tok they have people eating the first fish they catch cranking the Ole Coleman to bring us another Deli shoes creation.

by Large Mouth Ass Catcher June 22, 2023