no offense

What you say to someone when you purposefully and obviously mean something you said in an insulting way.

You are a niggerdouchefaggot bitch homo gayfuck bitch! no offense and you're retarded

by biathczsssww February 14, 2012

Sex offender

Someone who offends people while they are having sex.

Bob is doing IT with Amanda. Amanda says your a dickhead. Amanda is now a registered sex offender

by Bored guy August 20, 2020

Offendnist

A person whom gets offended by almost every word you say. Regardless of the world him/her will make some sort of racial or sexual relation to the word, by this making you a racest or a sexist.

Be carefull what you say around Mike hes an Offendnist. He gets upset and offended by almost every word you say.

John says: Hey Mike your jobs so easy a monkey could do it.

Mike says: You said the word monkey your a racest.

by dn85 April 21, 2010

Offendertained

The act of being offended yet entertained.

I am so offendertained at your remarks about my mothers butt!

by mrdweeb October 17, 2011

offense on purpose

A phrase used when the opposite meaning of "no offense" is desired. Often used in conjunction when making a point.

Lady: "This twelve-year-old just called me 'kitty'. I'm not sure if I should be flattered :P"
Lady's Friend: "Sounds like he is some sort of reverse pedophile. Offense on purpose."

by willbchou January 2, 2012

Offendopotamus

Noun. A person who makes a great display, either physical or verbal, of constantly being offended by very small things. Normally found in an urban area of the United States. Common offendopotamus behavior includes complaining about the temperature of their 4 dollar ethically sourced coffee, the quality of their 90 dollar steak, or how every Halloween costume is somehow racist, sexist, ableist, deist, etc.

I'm trying to get through the line at the coffee shop and this offendopotamus keeps holding up the line by demanding that the soy milk be heated to 160 degrees before it is put into her latte.

by CPT Ron November 3, 2017

Offened

"Offended" For Stupid people with "Stupid Bitch Disorder"

Gasp. I am Offened. I am the lit queen.

by Emily hiu lwdcfsewqw November 24, 2018