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Offened by Emily hiu lwdcfsewqw November 24, 2018
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Flex Offender
A flex offender is someone who has been accused of flexual harassment. They flex so hard that they make others around them feel violated. Registered flex offenders are not permitted within 50 feet of a school zone.
"Wow dude, that guy has light up wheely crocs. He even has a Minecraft t-shirt"
"Yeah, he's a registered flex offender"
"Yeah, he's a registered flex offender"
Flex Offender by Registered_gamer June 8, 2019
Word of the Day on June 18, 2025
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Offened • offended • offender • Offenced • Offendables • offenderman • offendified • offendophilia • Offendotron • offend the family
Equal Opportunity Offender
One who bashes and trashes any and every different type of person known to earth; including the basher's own race.
Equal Opportunity Offender by SWEDL January 19, 2008
Offendotron
"Oooh what an adorable baby, is it a boy or a girl?"
Offendotron: "Why are you asking?! That's so transphobic" #blocked
"I love Nuts in May"
Offendotron:"WHAT?! Why do nuts get preferable treatment for a whole month?? Misogynist" #blocked and #reported
Offendotron: "Why are you asking?! That's so transphobic" #blocked
"I love Nuts in May"
Offendotron:"WHAT?! Why do nuts get preferable treatment for a whole month?? Misogynist" #blocked and #reported
Offendotron by V-Minx December 22, 2014
Offendinista
"Woke Olympics" achievement winner. The 'Wokest' of them all.
A person that wakes up every morning looking for something to be upset about. Something to run around with their hair on fire, screaming in a temper tantrum and demanding that it be changed, simply because they deem it needs to be changed. Akin to: The Offendinista Diaper.
A person that wakes up every morning looking for something to be upset about. Something to run around with their hair on fire, screaming in a temper tantrum and demanding that it be changed, simply because they deem it needs to be changed. Akin to: The Offendinista Diaper.
Offendinista by VinDSL July 9, 2020
Flex offender
Definition: A flex offender is a person who has committed a flexual crime. Flex offenders can be classified as someone wearing to much overpriced clothing, or flaunting their bodies around to much. If you see a flex offender or suspect someone of flex offending don't hesitate to call someone.
Flex offender by Nateg123 November 27, 2017
text offender
i get so excited when my phone rings cuz i think she's texting me, but then i see it's kek asking me something stupid and getting my hopes up. kek is such a text offender
text offender by fruitermelon October 24, 2008
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Ratfucker
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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