Morbidly obese curiosity

To be such a fat fuck that you must try every item on the menu of a restaurant

That fridge has a morbidly obese curiosity

by Packagebowl January 31, 2026

morbidly obese

mateo

- Who ate all of my food?
- Mateo.
- He's morbidly obese fr fr

by P. Diddy's pretty daughter October 20, 2025

Obersexual

When one finds themselves "turned" or other wise confusingly (or whole heartedly) attracted to the 'Red Viper' Oberyn Nymerios Martell from the hit series 'A Song of Ice and Fire' and hit TV show 'Game of Thrones'.

This particular sexuality is widely accepted to include the entirety of the population.

Son: "Mom... Dad... I'm Obersexual."

Father: "Me too, son. I'm proud of you."

by WeeArkansas June 14, 2014

OBOsexual

A person who stans Davido and finds Davido's songs sexually arousing.

I'm finally coming out as an OBOsexual

by oyimzy November 8, 2020

obesecheese

That accumulation of smelly nasty funk found under the fat rolls of an overweight person.

If you smell something fucking gross while being next to a really fat person its probably their obesecheese.

by jpg3 July 24, 2011

obesitron

Someone so fat, it's like they're a superhero whose super power is to be ridiculously fat.

Don't look now, but there's an obesitron behind you.

by Madfwef March 22, 2011

Major League Obeseball

The so-called "professional sport" - but really just a lucrative hobby - that does not require any sort of physical fitness. Many who play are known to cheat by juicing, which leads to the ridiculous paradox of overly muscular guys covered by a layer of blubber. Often these players' heads are disproportionately big, rendering bobbleheads rather lifelike. Some defend the hobby by pointing out its cerebral strategic aspects and comparing it to chess, ignoring of course that unlike obeseball, chess players are often in decent shape and don't require other people to decide their every move.

Man I'm counting down the days to the end of Major League Obeseball so SportsCenter can concentrate on real sports.

by SHLA October 8, 2013