Neek n' Deke

A derogatory, Arabic-English expression indicating the act of sleeping with someone, and then not calling them back or evading them afterwards. "Neek" in Arabic means to f***, and "deke" is the English short-form for decoy.

Ramsey: Bro, what happened to that girl you met at the club last night?
Fadi: Neek n' deke son!

Girl: Why didn't you call me after you left my place last night? ...hello? ...HELLO!?
Guy: ...neek n' deke bitch! *click*

by symansez July 16, 2014

you-neek

When a parent claims they gave their child a unique name when really they are just illiterate assholes who decided to misspelling their child's name to satisfy their own ego.

"I named her Ahlyzabeigth, it's so unique(you-neek)!"

by name nerd June 23, 2014

Fake Necks

Fake Rednecks or guys who dress up and pretend to be cowboys/rednecks to pick up girls who dig country boys.

Also guys who arent country but try to act country in order to impress girls who say they dig cowboys but dont really want to date a redneck.

Monica really likes to pick up those preppy cowboys at the bar, she is really into fake necks.

by T.G.R January 30, 2008

special needs haircut

One of the best possible pranks you can pull on someone who gets too drunk and falls asleep at a party. Various forms are possible but depend largely on the pre-existing haircut, the position the recipient has passed out in, how unconscious they are and the hair cutting devices available.

The classic is the bowl cut - hair above the ears is left untouched, hair below the ears is badly shaved down to about number 2. Ths should ideally be lopsided with a meander at the back of the head for maximum "specialness".

nb. it is a mortal sin to pull this prank on a woman due partly to the fact that all women everywhere will feel such sympathy for her that you will never get laid again, but mostly because women should never, ever have short hair.

Dude 1: Urgh, where am I? What time is it?

Dude 2: *Laughs uncontrollably*

Dude 1: (touching head) What? Huh? Why's my head shaved? Where's the mirr... A FUCKING SPECIAL NEEDS HAIRCUT??

by Mr. Cardboard November 6, 2011

brb mom needs me

holy cow i have to go to the bathroom

When Sidney and i were talking on Facebook i discovered i really had to pee. So i typed "brb mom needs me" and ran to the bathroom

by prettyflyforawhiteguy September 5, 2009

neens

a massive nerd, that enjoys orienteering, buffy, angel and 90's hard trance. prone to lengthening skirts, pulling up socks, staring blankly and attempting to convince people she isnt a geek

'who's the nerd asleep after lunch in a punlic place??'
'oh that's neens'

by addz_1 January 3, 2008

Needs to Call Enzyte

Another way to say sombody is unhappy. Those smiling people on the Enzyte commercials are scary.

Looks like Tom over there needs to call Enzyte. He's been really upset lately.

by The Overmind July 6, 2004