march madness

The anger one feels when their favorite shows are cancelled or postponed because of NCAA finals.

Person 1: "Alright, grab your popcorn and a Coke - CSI starts in 5 min."
Person 2: "Don't bother, NCAA finals are on tonight instead."
Person 1: <shouts explicatives and throws things>
Person 2: "Sounds like someone has a case of March Madness."

by MisterBill77 December 15, 2008

midnight madness

sex at/after midnight

"Hey Meg, are you up for some midnight madness?"
"Sure, why not!"

by billnager23 February 23, 2014

it's a madness

The way some black people say "it's madness" just to be different, meaning "the situation is out of control"

(on the phone) "yo, bare man getting shot up, it's a madness"

by _rix_ May 30, 2018

march madness

every year during march everyone gets mad horny and have sex like rabits!

DUDE! It's march madness, im so gonna do that stilf!!

by stilf lover March 12, 2005

medieval ass madness

The act of engaging in, thinking about, discussing, entertaining the thought of, or dressing up as a faggotty character from, any role playing game. It also applies to gay fantasy novels.

That homo didn't make it to work because he was up all night engaging in medieval ass madness

by the mad pooper January 2, 2008

Reafer Madness

Reafer Madness is a horrible trip off marijuana usually resulting from smoking after an extended period of sobriety, smoking to much marijuana, or a combination of the two. Symptoms of Reafer Madness are as follows; vomiting, hallucinations, spinning or waving walls and floors, bouncing lights, no sense of direction, loss of balance, extreme confusion, intense emotional breakdowns, and nonsense when speaking, in other words a trip from hell. Symptoms may last up to several hours. It affects women more than men.

Man it's been so long since I last cheefed, I got fucking Reafer Madness!

by stevie23 March 24, 2008

Milk-Madness

The feeling one gets after attempting to carefully pour milk into a cup and yet having milk uncontrollably dribble onto the counter, even after years of practice.

Anne: Wow, what's the matter with you this morning?

Bill: Oh nothing, its just that damn Milk-Madness again.

by Sleath October 1, 2009