kill boff marry

A game, popularized by the TV show "30 Rock," played by two or more people. Game participants trade off selecting three individuals (they may be living, dead, and/or fictional) for the other participants to either "Kill, Boff, or Marry." Each participant must then say whether or not they would kill, boff, or marry each of the selected individuals. Individuals to kill, boff, or marry are usually selected to fit the participants sexual orientation. The best game results are usually obtained when individuals who are unattractive, disliked by others, and/or old are selected to categorize.

Jim says to Jane, "Kill Boff Marry - George W. Bush, Dane Cook, and Quasimodo." Jane responds, "This is a tough one Jim, but I'd kill Dane Cook because he's an unfunny asshole, I'd boff Bush, but it would be spiteful in a hate-fuck sort of way, and I'd marry Quasimodo because overall he seems like a good guy."

by Samwar May 29, 2008

Kill stealer

Referring to any person who takes the last shot on an enemy character and only the last shot and getting the kill. can be used for any game. Quite prolific on Halo and COD.

holy shit ive been shooting this guy for ages he must be close to dieing O WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID I NOT GET THAT, YOU FUCKING KILL STEALER.

by Dizzylittlelord April 2, 2010

/kill mincraft_ender dragon

when you cant kill the ender dragon so you do /kill mincraft_ender dragon

person 1: "yo dude i just beat the ender dragon"
person 2" how"
person 1"/kill mincraft_ender dragon "

by zcxvbmnadsfhgjklqwretyiuop April 12, 2021

kill hannah

A fabulous rock band from Chicago. Consisting of Mat, Jon, Garret, Greg, and Dan, all terribly good looking.

Kill Hannah's show sold out last night!

by MaryOfNazareth September 7, 2004

Kill The Pig

A phrase used to do something horrible, crazy, fun, or dangerous like Skateboarding down a hill, Jumping off a building, Raping a police officer, Getting fucking wasted, killing a man, taking a shit and then throwing it at the queen, pulling a sicky off work etc. It's like another word for 'YOLO' but much fucking cooler.

Can also be shortened down by saying "KTP"

Sam: "Hey John, wanna get wasted?"

John: "Yeah man Kill The Pig"

Sam: "I just killed the pig and pulled a sicky off work today so I can take a shit and throw it at the queen."
John: "Safeee"

John: "wanna kill the pig and skate down the top of that massive hill over there?"
Sam: "Yeah man KTP style."

by samneal October 13, 2013

kill yourself and fuck the body

An expression that gently informs the listener that their company or commentary is not appreciated.

See also: fuck off and die

You: Hi. Nice weather, huh?
Me: Kill yourself and fuck the body!

by C. S. July 7, 2005

Kill em in 2

to slay an oppenent verbally in a freestyle battle using only two lines

Kill em in 2
My ryhmes knock out your wind like a punch to the gut,
My words bring pleasure probly made you bust a nut.

by PePirroney CoMiT the CrImE July 3, 2007