jobs

Something that is probably the most difficult thing to achieve.

"I'm lucky to have a job at Ground Round."
-me

by Dave November 4, 2004

Steve Jobs Device

An apple product, usually hand held or portable

"Did you hear about the new iPad?"

"The world does not need another steve jobs device."

by DingusMoose March 30, 2010

Jobby

When your job is so much fun that it feels less like work and more like a hobby.

Sometimes I feel guilty getting paid this obscene amount for my jobby. It's so much fun that I'd probably do it for free.

by Michael Stupidiotic3 June 11, 2009

Jobby

A smelly,browny-greeny mixture of food that slops out of your anus and leaves your stomach feeling fresh.

oh that jobby wiz fuckin guid...noo ma belly feels empty.

by Boab December 2, 2003

Jobey

A wise but playful person, one who definitely gets bored easily, loves to talk, but is only Social to an extent around unfamiliar folks. Has a lot of dark secrets but will never reveal them unless his life was on the line or could find it necessary. Could be one with gaming.

“Jobey is a generally good guy, I don’t see a problem with him really.”

by The Forgiving One In A Way January 22, 2018

jobscurity

Referring to the alienation of unsatisfying, barely-consequential work life spent poring over minutiae in a cubicle.

Kim finally left her job at Progressive Insurance when she realized she had just spent the last 10 years of her life toiling away in jobscurity.

by exesforeyes October 31, 2007

blow jobs

something that you are forced to do if your in an all male prison.

criminal 01: "it's u'r turn tonight Jonathan"

Criminal 02: "no, i did it yesterday, besides your dick still up some other guys arse, i don't want his shit in my mouth"

by girl April 20, 2004