Jackin ina Jag

Despite the common meaning at first glance this phrase doesn't use jackin synonymous for stealing, as one might originally think, but in reality, masturbation.

To Jack ina Jag is to masturbate in an upper echelon high speed vehicle to show off presumably newly attended levels of wealth.

"I just got a bag from this court case, I'm finna go jackin ina jag now"

or
"I ain't neva going to jack ina jag with these hours, I need to get my bread up"

by ToxicSandwiches April 6, 2023

Jagged Little Pill

Coined by singer-songwriter Alanis Morrissette, an inconspicuous, artistic allusion to the human sperm cell; intended to imply all that sexual relations with a man brings with it

Alanis Morrissette's allusion to spermatozoa in her album title Jagged Little Pill has gone almost universally unrecognized.

by Bartleby T Scrivener December 1, 2019

jag knullar din mamma

Swedish for "I'm fucking your mother". Not literally ofcourse. mostly. It's more likely to be used as an insult instead of being a statement.

Guy: Jag knullar din mamma!!
Me: Då är vi kvitt.

by GodIsDead- January 25, 2017

Jagged Little Dill Burger

A burger flavored with dill

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Jagged Little Dill Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Jag äter inte glass

The swedish phrase for "I won't eat ice cream" meaning you're a noob in many ways. Created by Lord Anton Pinét Magnusson.

Jag är ingen pedofil, jag äter inte glass!
(I'm no pedophile, cause i won't eat ice cream!)

by TheoLA98 August 6, 2010

Jagged Commando

A washed up soldier who used to be in the cavalry but is now nothing more than an alcoholic who suffers from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, Chronic Depression, and severe night terrors.

Remember the Jagged Commando who lived next door? He was pitiful.

by fuckumydickbitch May 10, 2015

Jag

A jerk or a butthole >:(

It’s a nicer way of saying curse words.

Yeah, Hector is such a jag.

by jenny1636 December 13, 2020