Water Jag 

Short for water jaguar aka Amazonian river otter. Also to describe someone with a Napoleanic complex. An asshole who believes they are above their pay grade.

Flying hot air balloons
Chris: "What's the wind like up there?"
Bob: "Learn to fly, you water jag"

Water Jag by Hyphy Wolf August 6, 2021

Nicotine Jag 

When you have a sudden jump after smoking marijuana with tobacco.

Guy 1: woah dude, are you okay?
Guy 2: yeah man, just had a nicotine Jag.
Guy 1: be careful on that stuff man
Guy 2: yoooooooo

Nicotine Jag by cummanthecumbasedman August 17, 2021

slap jag 

Ending of a marriage of relationship followed by a celebration

I'm not in love with him anymore so there's going to be a slap jag

slap jag by Ms HattiesHunchesInklings July 16, 2022

polishing the jag 

Describes having a posh wank, i.e. masturbating whilst wearing a condom

I walked in and he was polishing the jag

polishing the jag by ezelbee November 17, 2016

Jagoop 

Juh-Gewp

n./adj.

Any object that when inserted into the mouth brings oral pleasure; excitement of the taste buds. Also commonly referred to as a "schmook." A jagoop could be anything from chewing tobacco to "schmookie good" food.

Let's go watch some football and get a big ole jagoop.

That Chipotle burrito bowl was jagoop as fuck.

Jagoop by Schmokie September 15, 2013

Jagjit 

The most genuine person you’ll ever meet. Extremely funny, you’ll laugh every second you are with a Jagjit. Very loyal and caring. Jagjit is the best friend everyone wishes they had. Quite charming. Amazing eyes, incredibly sexy and great in bed

Jagjit is my best friend

Jagjit by Sweet peax August 1, 2020

Aggy Jaggers 

Old slang originally from the county of Kent in England. It refers to an eerie sea mist that forms along the shore which then gradually moves inland bringing with it a chilly, unpleasant clamminess. In his book ‘Great Expectations’ Charles Dickens has Pip meet the convict Magwitch in a thick aggy jagger.

There’s an aggy jaggers come in, can’t see your hand in front of your face.

Aggy Jaggers by AKACroatalin June 16, 2017