gooked

Result of a deception or fraud.

Dude 1: Check out this DVD player I just got, this guy sold it to me for $150.

Dude 2: They're selling that at Costco for $40. You got gooked, man.

by Robrandt May 22, 2006

gooked out

To act of putting way to many accessories on your car. Blue headlights and maybe some 18' Rims look nice on the right cars, but putting 17929874219822 stickers, a three foot high spoiler that looks like it was taken off a NASCAR wreck, a paintjob that resembles an odd mix of Las Vegas and Ebola-ridden death, out of place trims, and some shit written across the windshield that nobody cares about, is 'gooking it out'.

Riceboy: "Yo, check out mah Honda Civic. Sure it has a top speed of 50mph, and it's front wheel drive because I'm afraid of oversteer, but dem flame stickers on da side is phat!"
Me: "More like FLAMER stickers"

by hatred June 18, 2003

grocery-getter

A boring looking mini-van, station wagon or SUV used mostly to acquire groceries for the household to transport kids around town. Usually a grocery-getter vehicle is driven, unfortunatley, by a pill-popping soccer mom and/or bored housewife in a loveless marriage. Grocery-getter vehicles are generally not very sexy looking and are selected for their practical utility like transporting spoiled kids, various equipment and groceries of course.

"Her husband bought her a real grocery-getter didn't he?"

"What is up with Anne-Marie? She was zipping around in her grocery-getter all jacked up on something this morning... nearly ran me over, dammit!"

Used car sales guy: So we have a nice selection of mini-vans and station wagons over here you might like in your price range.

Woman: Those are alright I guess. Ooh, I like that silver Toyota Sienna! Can I test drive it?

Guy: Sure...a more fancy grocery-getter if you will.

Woman: Uh, yeah (rolls eyes and sighs). You know I'm not a mom and I'm not married Mr. um...

Guy: Just call me Larry.

Woman: Right. On this test drive try not to talk. You already put your foot in your mouth as it is.

by Dr. Nordoslavic January 28, 2013

groceril

Singular form of "groceries." Also, a unit of groceries.

I brought home several full bags from Trader Joe's, but forgot the most crucial groceril of all: whiskey!

by selenology January 10, 2008

grodelicious

Something, usually food, that looks, smells, or sounds grody but is actually delicious

Person 1: Dude, those fried bugs look grody!!
Person 2: They're surprisingly delicious
Person 1: Oh, so they're grodelicious

by whizkidwannabe April 3, 2010

Gorkemeit

A Pony riding troll.

A fat ugly chick

Wow, that chick is a Gorkemeit for sure.

by Mr. Mixelpix June 2, 2010

grocery cart

Famous dance move that got its start in DC area dance clubs in the early 2000's. The grocery cart is widely used on popular television shows like "Dancing With the Stars." Its originator has yet to be identified.

Look at Josh's grocery cart. He da man.

by Misty Kiddleton April 19, 2011