goober 

something a carson would say to his close friends

Carson: “you’re such a goober”

goober by Goober200000003 March 9, 2020

GOOBER 

Peanut butter and Jelly in jar. taste better without bread. better than a date with Ben and Jerry

This Goober taste better than a date with Ben and Jerry as Mia expected the challenges of finding something to snack on.

GOOBER by What's up buttercup 6996 May 18, 2020

Goober 

A small man in a suit and tie.

Ohhh you little goober oooo your a goober

Goober by LittelGoober September 8, 2020

Goober 

is a person who enjoys farting in the tub and eating the bubbles. The goober was thought to be generally male, although recent studies have shown that women with blonde hair have started eating the fart bubbles along with their significant other to prove their love for one another.

Don’t share your drink with him, he’s a real goober.

Goober by Becky Bubbles July 29, 2020

Goober 

Balls or as doctors call them, testicles.

Ima get your goobers, boy!

Goober by Goobers McMasterson February 23, 2021

Goober 

A word used to describe a lame or a L person

The person who denied this last time is a GOOBER

Goober by YRGkami January 21, 2021

goober 

something moms say to their children referring to a penis but isn’t actually one.

Son: Mom what is this
Mom: Son that’s your goober

goober by goober butter creater April 26, 2021