goober

something a carson would say to his close friends

Carson: “you’re such a goober”

goober by Goober200000003 March 9, 2020

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GOOBER

Peanut butter and Jelly in jar. taste better without bread. better than a date with Ben and Jerry

This Goober taste better than a date with Ben and Jerry as Mia expected the challenges of finding something to snack on.

GOOBER by What's up buttercup 6996 May 18, 2020

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Goober

is a person who enjoys farting in the tub and eating the bubbles. The goober was thought to be generally male, although recent studies have shown that women with blonde hair have started eating the fart bubbles along with their significant other to prove their love for one another.

Don’t share your drink with him, he’s a real goober.

Goober by Becky Bubbles July 29, 2020