goober-minion

Any supporter of that most famous of dimwits...Sarah Palin. They are identified by regurgitating the incorrect babblings of Sarah Palin and/or Glenn Beck. They do nothing but ooze goober stupidity. Teabaggers are goober-minions.
Jeff: This woman has done nothing but ooze goober stupidity since day one, but anyone who is against her is against America.

Leon: That's why her followers are called goober-minions.
by Mobzekiel November 27, 2010
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silly goober

A Silly Goober is someone who is acting incredibly Silly while also being joyful and charming. It can also be used as Silly Little Goober, meaning that the person being called a Silly Goober is short.
"HAHA, you're such a silly goober!!" "what a silly little goober!"
by seyvennn July 19, 2023
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[goober]

One who is very tall, goofy, often an athlete. Can be found complaining and recieving very little respect.
"SOMEONE COVER THAT GOOBER!!" - coach
by reverend esteban December 15, 2008
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goober

A person named flint. An idiot of course and has no balls.
BOY: hey, i only have $1 and i need a day pass.
BUS DRIVER: Sure, you seem like a nice goober to me.
by rusty shacklford July 28, 2004
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goober

boyfriend who is a complete asshole yet at the same time so incredibly attractive
Greg is a goober since he didn't call.
by pissed February 20, 2003
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goober

The offspring of two particular cutiepies named Josh and Sydney. Goobers, in this proper context, are ridiculously cute; with the boys often resembling Dierks Bentley - country singer and stud extraordinaire. The first goober is expected to arrive on February 3rd, 2007.
"... sorry... I'll be busy on February 3rd. We'll be in the hospital... having the first goober!"
by The Patriarch de Goobers December 02, 2006
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