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goober-minion

Any supporter of that most famous of dimwits...Sarah Palin. They are identified by regurgitating the incorrect babblings of Sarah Palin and/or Glenn Beck. They do nothing but ooze goober stupidity. Teabaggers are goober-minions.
Jeff: This woman has done nothing but ooze goober stupidity since day one, but anyone who is against her is against America.

Leon: That's why her followers are called goober-minions.
by Mobzekiel November 29, 2010
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Goofy Goober

by Unicorn Belly June 4, 2019
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silly goober

A Silly Goober is someone who is acting incredibly Silly while also being joyful and charming. It can also be used as Silly Little Goober, meaning that the person being called a Silly Goober is short.
"HAHA, you're such a silly goober!!" "what a silly little goober!"
by seyvennn July 19, 2023
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Goofy Goober

Anyone and everyone, we're all Goofy Goobers. You may think you're all sophisticated and cool and have nothing to do with "Goofy Gooberness" but on the inside you're a kid and one of the many Goofy Goobers around the world. Join your fellow Goofy Goobers and ROCK!
Chorus
I'm a goofy goober (rock!)
You're a goofy goober (rock!)
We're all goofy goobers (rock!)
Goofy goofy, goober goober (rock!)

Put your toys away
Well, all I gotta say
When you tell me not to play, I say "No way!"
No no no no no way
"I'm a kid", you say
When you say I'm a kid,
I say "say it again!" and then I say "Thanks"
"Thank you very much"
So, if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me
Go ahead and try, the kid inside will set you free

Chorus

-"Goofy Goober Rock"
by Erick January 7, 2005
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Goober Bearing

A device that allows constrained relative motion between two parts using a plasma-like Goo. The bearing exploits viscous fluid properties and provides a thin membrane of Goo for frictionless motion in a desired axis.
"The Goober bearing is the technological marvel of the 21st century, it will be the standard in future Oil-Car designs."

"Don't forget to use your hand-gloves when removing the Goooober Beearing"

"Here we are! The appropriate diameter of the Goober Bearing is 92.9 92mm"

"SO you have a shaft! It requires a Goober Bearing to provide motion in the Goober elements."
by GerlzandCarz November 30, 2011
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goober

A person named flint. An idiot of course and has no balls.
BOY: hey, i only have $1 and i need a day pass.
BUS DRIVER: Sure, you seem like a nice goober to me.
by rusty shacklford July 27, 2004
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[goober]

One who is very tall, goofy, often an athlete. Can be found complaining and recieving very little respect.
"SOMEONE COVER THAT GOOBER!!" - coach
by reverend esteban December 20, 2008
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