Gooch Tennis

Namely a slang term for sex between two men. The term originates from the effect that occurs amongst the scrotum of the "giver" during homosexual anal intercourse. While the giver goes in and out of the receiver, his scrotal sack will swing back and forth. As he goes in, the scrotum smacks against his partner's gooch. As he pulls back, the sack flings against his own gooch. This pattern repeats as intercourse continues, and the scrotum swings rapidly back and forth between gooches, thus the obvious reference to a game of tennis.

1. I heard {someone's name} is gay. He's playing gooch tennis with {another man's name} every Saturday.

2. Dude, you're so gay. Why don't you go play Gooch Tennis with another guy.

by RemisSenis April 24, 2008

gooche

Area between one's rectal opening and scrotum. Often smells like a mix of ballsweat and ass-wine. Extreme perspiration causes unneccesary irritation.

I can never sit still on a hot summer day because my gooche always pisses me off.

by Gooche May 11, 2004

goochie

an expression of happiness especially when you are high

John gsve me a bag of Doritos when I had the munchies, and I exclaimed, "Goochie!"

by lliw32 December 13, 2007

Gooch monster

When ones' taint/gooch grows so much hair that it is not managable, at all

dude, my gooch monster needs to be waxed already.

by black man 2012 January 15, 2010

tickle my gooch

Tickle my gooch is a phrase used to request momentary attention from others.

Hey guys, will you tickle my gooch for a second and listen to this demo CD that I made last week?

by stevenjunkporter December 9, 2010

The Gooch

According to Johnny Knoxville, the area between a mans balls and his asshole. Equivilent to the "chin rest" on a woman

She licked my gooch on the way to tossing my salad

by Anonymous June 5, 2003

gooch it up

To make things more difficult than they need to be. Get caught up in the details.

The solution is simple, don't gooch it up!

by CAVOK January 6, 2012