garther

Garther - a very sexually attractive individual usually spotted serving at banks or other machines - originated in klb school

Garthhhhhaaaa garthhhhhh , ur such a garther

by March69 October 21, 2020

Garth day

Garth day is a holiday celebrated on March 6th, the day after March 5th. It came to be a holiday in 2018 and it’s currently still celebrated. On Garth day you celebrate freedoms, god, pants, and cake, and good weather. It is always warm on Garth day.

Person one- “happy Garth day”

Person two- “let me go get my Garth day pants”

Person one- “great idea! We should pray about jeans”

by anonymous March 6, 2022

Gwar

(verb)An occurance in any public place where a person just so happens to fart so hard that they crap their pants

background: named while skimming Gwar section of music store when this heinous act happened, hence the name

"Dude i went to Media Play today and I tried to fart but I Gwared all over myself and I had to run to the bathroom to clean my undies!"

by J.T. July 20, 2004

Garth

Thickness In Diameter Around A Cigar

Damn Look at the Garth on that!

by Zombie On Horse December 13, 2008

Gart

Gahrt noun
see; gut fart, stomach fart, backwards fart

When ones stomach exudes a clear, rather loud sound, resembling that of a fart, without passing gas.

Gross did you just fart?

-No but my stomach did, i garted!

by ashleiJHAD July 28, 2014

gwar

an acronym for "GOD WHAT AWFUL RACKET" as taken from Dave Brockie (Oderus Urungus). see also "scumdog"

coz we are gwar. and we'll go far. we got guitars. we'll eat your car.

by the dastardly one December 30, 2003

Gwar

Inflammation of the butthole. Can be caused by wiping ass more than 3 times in one day and/or excessive walking. More prevalant in males with hairy ass-cracks and/or unhealthy defecation patterns. Recommended treatments: 1. Dab asshole with cold wet toilet paper 2. Hold ice cubes to inflammed area. 3. Apply Vaseline liberally to area to reduce friction. 4. Shave inflammed area to reduce disturbance. Origin: Southern Orange County, California - because the sensation of an inflammed butthole is as appealing physically as the band GWAR is sonically.

Oh man-babe, I wiped 4 times today and went to the swap-meet... I got serious gwar bro.

by corporatebrainwarshing October 29, 2009