1 definition by corporatebrainwarshing
Inflammation of the butthole. Can be caused by wiping ass more than 3 times in one day and/or excessive walking. More prevalant in males with hairy ass-cracks and/or unhealthy defecation patterns. Recommended treatments: 1. Dab asshole with cold wet toilet paper 2. Hold ice cubes to inflammed area. 3. Apply Vaseline liberally to area to reduce friction. 4. Shave inflammed area to reduce disturbance. Origin: Southern Orange County, California - because the sensation of an inflammed butthole is as appealing physically as the band GWAR is sonically.
by corporatebrainwarshing October 29, 2009