Ken: “Ay, Joe, what you got there?”
Joe: “You’re drinking Kelcium? GET AWAY FROM ME, I USE THE POWER OF GLOOTEN!”
Ken: “AHHHHH” *dies*
Joe: “You’re drinking Kelcium? GET AWAY FROM ME, I USE THE POWER OF GLOOTEN!”
Ken: “AHHHHH” *dies*
by siod March 2, 2020
Get the Glooten mug.Orgin - Anilyst; Referring to the highest possible status rewarded within the Familyst movement. When the term "greatest of all time" (Goat) does not accurately describe.
This title carries almost as much weight and recognition as the Gloat Balls themselves.
To many, this exceeds the well known "legendary legend of all legends" despite the minimum biccytymie requirement to achieve such ranking
This title carries almost as much weight and recognition as the Gloat Balls themselves.
To many, this exceeds the well known "legendary legend of all legends" despite the minimum biccytymie requirement to achieve such ranking
by Familyst September 19, 2020
Get the Gloat mug.A ploopy gloopy substance. The website it originates from is www.gloot.com. It is known for causing a great sensation when applied to the anus.
by I AM GLOOT. October 26, 2020
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by Agefreevortex October 29, 2020
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by anonymous December 16, 2020
Get the Gloat mug.GLOAT : Greatest Loser Of All Time
(originated from irritation at a Subaru advert focused on GOOAT,
the "Greatest Outback Of All Time," an obvious ripoff of GOAT -
"Greatest Of All Time.," being compared to a mountain goat)
Someone with an IQ/ability inversely proportional to his actual
IQ/ability (ref: "E & B syndrome" and WOMBAT) who has somehow,
despite ALL "common sense," managed to procure a position of some
eminence and power and taken advantage of it to TOTALLY cock up
something under his control which adversely affects thousands
(more likely millions) of people whose descendants will likely
suffer from it for at least 13 generations.
It applies equally well to ANY level of idiocy, from a Hyacinth
type organizing committee chair bringing peanuts as a snack for a
child's day social event - focusing on ALLERGIES - at a local
children's hospital to a top-level politician because of religious
differences with another country's atheist vice-president.
(originated from irritation at a Subaru advert focused on GOOAT,
the "Greatest Outback Of All Time," an obvious ripoff of GOAT -
"Greatest Of All Time.," being compared to a mountain goat)
Someone with an IQ/ability inversely proportional to his actual
IQ/ability (ref: "E & B syndrome" and WOMBAT) who has somehow,
despite ALL "common sense," managed to procure a position of some
eminence and power and taken advantage of it to TOTALLY cock up
something under his control which adversely affects thousands
(more likely millions) of people whose descendants will likely
suffer from it for at least 13 generations.
It applies equally well to ANY level of idiocy, from a Hyacinth
type organizing committee chair bringing peanuts as a snack for a
child's day social event - focusing on ALLERGIES - at a local
children's hospital to a top-level politician because of religious
differences with another country's atheist vice-president.
"Wouldn't it be proof of karma if the GLOAT who dreamt up the cola
wars died choking on a Pepsi bottle cap while crossing the street
in front of a speeding Coke delivery van?"
wars died choking on a Pepsi bottle cap while crossing the street
in front of a speeding Coke delivery van?"
by OzoneBoy February 26, 2021
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