Ford

A term created by Vancouver rappers Grid and Junior to describe a very stereotypical caucasian person.
It comes from the names of the rapper and a baseball player 'Whitey Ford'

Two minorities spot a white person wearing abercrombie apparel and knee high socks.
Minority 1
"Aye look at that fuckin Ford ass queer over there"
Minority 2
"I say we beat the white outta that ford faggot jailbait"

by namean August 25, 2009

ford

Piece of shit truck that are found on road dead, fixed or repaired daily, fucked on race day, fucker only runs downhill

The ford had to be fixed on race day

by chevyisawzum24 July 30, 2016

Forded

To make a pile of money off of other people, particularly when damaging said people in the process. Similar but more morally dubious than pyramid scheme due to the targeting of a single person for damage, garnering the money from crowdfunding. (see also sarkeesing, quinning.)

Person 1: "How can you afford all these new front doors?"
Person 2: "Oh, I totally forded some cis male scum."

by notyourordinarynomdeplume October 5, 2018

Ford

Fucked
Over
Rebuilt
Dodge

Why buy a Ford when you could've just bought a Dodge.

by MyZtYkAl76 June 8, 2018

It's a Ford

A phrase to be used when something goes wrong with a car. Generally said when speaking about a Ford vehicle, but not necessarily.

Jake: *noticing Will's side mirror is halfway broken off*
"Hey man, what happened to your mirror?"
Will: "Well...It's a Ford."

Greg: *bumps the passenger door, door proceeds to fall off*
"Damn. I guess it's a Ford."

by OneWithDarkness December 24, 2008

Ford

A car,truck that is only good for changing the letters around to make "DORF"

Stupid Ford Driver 1:DUDE!GUESS WHAT DUDE!
Stupid Ford Driver 2:Dude,what dude?
Stupid Ford Driver 1:I changed the lettering around on my 1972 Ford Ranchero and now it says "DORF"!
Stupid Ford Driver 2:DUDE!SWEET DUDE!

by EvilPandaDog December 22, 2008

Ford

Some one with unbelievable knowledge, and skill in the form of FPS games.

Terrorist1: See that guy own our whole team with the D eagle? Terrorist2: Yeah, He is so ford.

by Ford|Rsb January 31, 2008