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The fappening

A self-revolution where one reaches nirvana in the masturbation realm, by singling one single GYATTTTT to fap to.
It took me 14 months to complete the fappening, and I feel like a new man in my head, and while I'm getting head.
by MoldovanWormFan26 September 7, 2023
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Losing your Fappetite

When you are about to masturbate but you see something so horrendous that you stop.
“Hey dude, what happened, I thought you said you were gonna go masturbate?”

“I was, but I saw some weird foot stuff and stopped.”

“Oh! So you started Losing your Fappetite.”
by silly.scrawl March 16, 2023
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Zac was having a fapping good time before he went UGGHHH
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Fanopy

A woman's stomach which protrudes out, creating a canopy over her fanny...a fanopy.
Wow, that woman really should have worn a longer top, noone wants to see her fanopy.

I've been working out at the gym for months, but I just can't get rid of this fanopy.
by LilMissTrace August 21, 2011
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Faptrishi (The Fapping Monk)

An ancient Hindu demigod who achieved Nirvana (Moksh) through masturbation.

A nameless monk; he meditated for 52 years on the peak of Mt. Nanga Parbat (literal translation : Naked Mountain) in the Himalayas before he perfected the art of Handless Masturbation.

After perfecting the fabled Handless Masturbation technique (commonly known as the 'Look Ma, No Hands!' technique), he jacked off for 13 days straight before the gods approved of his meditation and let him reach Nirvana.

They then bestowed upon him the demigod status and let him spill his jizz all over the "snow"-capped peaks of The Himalayas.
And as the sun set on the 13th day of his masturbation, did the gods smile upon his seed and grant him Nirvana.

Thus, the man was bestowed with the name Faptrishi (The Fapping Monk).
by XnxsVngl April 6, 2014
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fapping

There's nothing to do....and I'm all alone......fapping time!!!
by boredlonelyman April 10, 2009
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Fapping George

A Fapping George is someone who masturbates EXACTLY 69 times a month. No more or no less.
"Ahh that's 69 this month." "You Fapping George."
by Iroshimaru January 26, 2010
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