A woman (or man) with a dumpy so unfathomably large and volumetric that when a person with this form of gyat bends over no man or woman can resist the urge to yell out “GYATTTTTT” this subsequent noise is so loud that all stationary and passing radio devices procure a decibel level so high there isn’t a number for it, for example;
“Women (or man) bends over with the mythical aforementioned “GYAT””
Bystander(s): GYATTTTTT “followed by a 14 year period of radio silence for all radio devices in a 12 mile radius””every ear in the continent has literally exploded”
Nick eh 15: “Oh My God chat, chat it’s a mythical GYAT. Type mythical GYAT in the chat, no way!”
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"