ex-perience.

Those learned behaviors which prejudice against re-marriage.

If experience leads to wisdom, then ex-perience should never lead to wife-dom.
Ahem, UD, ex-perience.

by Pbaddy August 19, 2009

Ex Machina

Adj. A phrase used in "Everything Wrong With" parodies to signify a character or thing is: Done with exaggeration and skill almost as to show off from it's comparison; "glorified"; more effort put in than really needed. Simply: a suffix meaning, "next level type shit". Yes, an older version of a character can be an ex Machina version of their younger self.

(Noctis Lucis from Final Fantasy XV) "Sasuke ex machina! That's getting a sin!"

by you muther jackass April 18, 2018

ex-dog

the dog that used to be your dog until your ex-husband got custody of him in the divorce.

"my ex-dog used to pee on my bed. good thing my ex-husband got him in the divorce!"

by foolsya January 22, 2008

Ex boyfriend

1) former lover who either cheated, abused, decieved, etc. ....on partner for their own self-satisfaction or other stupid ass reason. 2) scheming prick with no care in the world about whether who he hurts; doesnt belive in commitment 3) only in it for sex and to brag with friends. 4) obviously not the right guy/boyfriend material 5) unfaithful

Jane has broken up with her EX BOYFRIEND after catching him making out with one of her co-workers at her job. Jane will no longer have anything to do with her unfaithful ex boyfriend.

by pinay08 November 14, 2009

ex-straight

1. A pseudo-religious movement, satirical in nature, to convert heterosexuals to homosexuality (or bisexuality). 'Ex-straight' ministries, a retort to the notorious ex-gay movement, often turn common, negative issues about homosexuality expressed in fundamentalist Christianity around on their accusers.

2. One who identifies oneself as homosexual (or bisexual) after previously assuming and affronting a heterosexual orientation. Can also pertain to one that has consciously chosen, or made oneself homosexual/bisexual.

1. An ex-straight argument might be that conforming to heterosexuality is conducive to overpopulation.

2. Jack was always more attracted to other males, but pretended to be straight to appease his peers. After high school, he was openly homosexual.

by M. Warren December 20, 2005

ex box

A box that contains the saved items of past girlfriends, i.e cards or anything they have given you that reminds you of them with the intent of going through it at later date to remember them.

Dude my girlfriend found my ex box in my closet; needless to say her stuff is now in it

by Federal Q August 27, 2009

ex with benefits

when a girl /boy break up , but remain practicing getting physical together ! !!

for example

jade: " Hey shannon what are you still doing making out with george ?! , i thought you guys just broke up !!!"

shannon" yea we did , he's my ex with benefits , now!!"

by funckygirl December 6, 2009