fuck dumpling

One of those belonging to the male sex with an intense craving for ass. Usually lusts for the phallus, and talks as if his balls were in a vice.

What a fuck dumpling.

by Slippery Pete June 16, 2003

Spicy Dumpling

A fetish/back-alley abortion method developed in Asia which involves the active participation of both a pregnant woman and a willing helper. A Bacardi 151 (or similar grain alcohol) douche/enema combo is administered to the pregnant woman. The woman then straddles her helper's chest and squats down in typical Cleveland Steamer fashion. The helper readies an ignition source (ie: ligher, matches, flame-thrower.) and waits in anticipation. Simultaneously, she expells the liquor out of both orifices with as much force as possible. The helper then ignites the ejected fluid mid-stream, causing a blindingly intense flash of light and heat. If performed correctly, the resulting combustion should leave a smoldering pile of blackened fecal/fetal/corn 'gunk' on and around the chest and neck of the helper. The gunk is then collected and sold on the black market to high-end Chinese restaurants to be used as a "house" sauce.

Never order the spicy dumplings from a Chinese restaurant located in the immediate vicinity of a whore-house or abortion clinic.

by DaBrownGuy December 17, 2008

Uncle Dumpling

A legendary, but definitely not imaginary, elf who leaves dumps for good little children who believe

I reached into my underpants and Uncle Dumpling left me a surprise!!

by Crappy Chris February 27, 2010

Spicy Dumpling

When someones eats hot peppers all day and then takes a dump on another persons extended tongue, getting spciy hot shit all over the reciever's mouth.

After eating at the mexican resteraunt, Enrique came home and gave me a wicked hot spicy dumpling.

by scottwawa November 9, 2006

blood dumpling

The baby (i.e. poop) produced after engaging in butt-secks.

I banged this girl in the butt and she birthed a blood dumpling.

by mayorpufnstuf November 26, 2010

steamed dumpling

A form of foreplay in which a female places her mouth around a man's clothed genitals and blows hot air. The result is a steamed dumpling.

Ian went crazy when he got his first steamed dumpling.

It's freezing in here; can you give me a steamed dumpling?

I got my dumpling steamed!

by Dumplingsteamer May 4, 2010

Chocolate Dumpling

The last shit crap droplet that just doesnt quite make it all the way down the drain, and ends up coming back up after the flushing stops. Is usually rather small and often a companion to the Cottonelle Caper.

George W. Bush's dog then regurgimitated the Chocolate Dumpling he ate earlier from an electric port-o-potty.

by EmailinaTHeArNer June 13, 2011