Complete Asshole Disorder

A term which refers to a habit of being a complete asshole

That guy has Complete Asshole Disorder.

by rockin'blob November 17, 2014

Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder

PTSD, A disorder in which a person sees and takes too much dick in their lives, causing major trauma when they see anything or anyone that looks like a penis.

Guy 1: Yo why does she have a fear of the sausages in the deli?
Guy 2: I think she has Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder

by ThatDude11111 May 15, 2016

COMPULSIVE DOWNLOADING DISORDER

COMPULSIVE DOWNLOADING DISORDER (CDD)

Is an anxiety disorder characterized by uncontrollable, wanted thoughts of DOWNLOADING Anything and everything you feel compelled to have or don't have.

SYMPTOMS INCLUDE-

TERA-UNIVERSING:
The Overwhelming feeling that there is never enough storage space on a terabyte or larger hard drive even when half full.

BYTE-NIBBLING:
The refusal to download any thing larger than 500 megabytes in order to conserve storage space.

TORRENT-SURFING:
Searching for the smallest possible torrent file size saving even more storage space and gaining faster downloading speeds allowing you to download more at once.

MAGA-DRIVING:
Excessively shopping online for external hard drives with more storage space just to have an extras. Also known as (GIG HOPPING)

(CDD)

Was searching for a certain TV series and was compelled to download others. COMPULSIVE DOWNLOADING DISORDER

by COMPULSIVE DOWNLOADING DISORDE February 17, 2017

Nostalgic Repetition Disconsolate Disorder

This is a specific definition I have created for something I have been studying for 2 years. I'm 14 years old and tell me what you think about this definition of this "disorder" I have made a name for. Thank you. -Sefinternal

Definition - A repeating factor of thoughts or memories of a specific action, occurrence or a result in a matter at hand that was either bad or good, but the good and bad thoughts result in a manner that feels as a beautiful moment no matter what but also gives the effect of being depressed. Many things can trigger this feeling; such as music or people you know. An odd occurrence of NRDD can also happen when you have the cold because of the last time you've had the cold. The biggest effect I have found is that music that oddly resembles nothing compared to older thoughts or occurrences of you hearing it before can also effect you deeply for reasons that are unknown, which I'm currently still studying upon.

J - I have been feeling a little off lately... Idk what it is, just been thinking of things and getting depressed for no reason that has an odd effect on me.

D - I believe that's called NRDD. or known as Nostalgic Repetition Disconsolate Disorder.

by Sefinternal November 8, 2017

Stanky pussy disorder

A girl whos thinks shes the shit but really has the fishiest stankiest pussy in the world and every guy who eats it cant tell if hes eating sushi or eating her out

Yo that girl with the blue hair has major stanky pussy disorder

by Witcheater December 17, 2019

COVID-Induced Bipolar Disorder (CIBD)

a mental disorder marked by alternating periods of deep depression and extreme “I guess I’m okay”-ness while sheltering in place during the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic.

Chris: Have you noticed anything different about Ross? He’s been really unpredictable and acting nat-shit crazy ever since the shelter-in-place order went into effect.

Naomi: Dood, he clearly suffers from COVID-Induced Bipolar Disorder (CIBD)!

by pantaloonsareback April 16, 2020

Obsessive compulsive disorder

An anxiety disorder in which uncontrollable intrusive thoughts and mental/physical compulsions make sufferers miserable. These intrusive thoughts can include violent and taboo obsessions that make the sufferer question their identity.

It's a painful, torturous disorder I'd wish on nobody.

"Emily couldn't eat because her obsessive compulsive disorder made her lose her appetite."

by LilianaB February 14, 2021