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So you just decided copy paste the text written on the right side. Well congrats you have reached a boredom level above the scale.

Person 1: I am the most bored person on Earth
Person 2: I searched © 1999-2021 Urban Dictionary ® • advertise • terms of service • privacy • dmca • bug report • help • blog • data subject request on Urban dictionary
Person 1:You are clearly more bored.

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Panda Data 

A collection of Porn, generally stored on a PC or optical medium such as CD/DVD.

Businessman: "Hey, I've got a lonely business trip coming up...have you got anything that might keep me entertained?"
Office Youth: "Hell yeah! I've got some panda data that will make you bust a nut!"

Panda Data by Dan_monkey August 14, 2006

rear data entry 

when u plant evidence on someone's computer to bust them for something or to sabotage them.

Friend 1:
Would you like revenge on your boss for making you work on xmas eve?

Friend 2:
Sure...what did you have in mind?

Friend 1:
Well...go on his laptop and do a little rear data entry...really stick it to him!

Friend 2:
Is that even legal?

Friend 1:
No probably not, so don't get caught!

rear data entry by mde434 August 30, 2009

Big Data

Modern day version of Big Brother. Online searches, store purchases, Facebook posts, Tweets or Foursquare check-ins, cell phone usage, etc. is creating a flood of data that, when organized and categorized and analyzed, reveals trends and habits about ourselves and society at large.

Search engines and marketing companies have gathered and sorted 90% of all information on our habits ever created by our species in just the past 2 years and 10% of all photographs taken in the history of cameras and videos where taken in 2011 all from the electronic devices which we are either unable or unwilling to live without.

Girl: Hey did you see those crazy photos I posted on Facebook? Sexy, right?

Boy: No.

Girl: No? I tweeted them and sexted them to you too.

Boy: I'm trying to stay off the grid.

Girl: What on Earth for?!

Boy: Because Big Data is watching, that's why, and I don't I don't want the government knowing my business!

Girl: You're weird.

Boy: And you're just another rat in the maze.

Big Data by Tenacious Faulker December 8, 2012

turbo data weasel 

One with an insatiable thirst for useless knowledge and an uncanny knack in manipulating others.

Not only did Scott know the gestation period of a hippo, but he also tried to get me to make him a cup of tea. What a turbo data weasel.

turbo data weasel by Fraser January 5, 2005

Big Data

A person working in data that happens to be large in stature, chubby or portly.

They call Pat, Big Data for his girth and Microsoft Excel skills.

Big Data by Sedamsville14 October 31, 2019

gathering carpet topography data 

When you pass out, either from lack of sleep or various "chemically induced" methods, on a floor which has been carpeted.

William drank so many beers last night that he was gathering carpet topography data by sunrise.

gathering carpet topography data by dejaflu September 8, 2010