Welfare Cook book

An Imaginary Book of recipes used for cooking the most amazing food with the least amount of ingrediants. If you recieve "Food Stamps" you've heard of this Book.

Mom made us another amazing meal last night. Ramen Noodles with garlic and Ketchup. Tasted just like spaghetti. She must have got that one from the Welfare Cook book.

by Vandie August 16, 2006

cook his own pancakes

Is a phrase used normally when a mother is overly worried about her post-adolescent child(ren). The phrase is spoken by the friends of the child and is a way of calming the mother.

"Where's my son? Is he alright? Is he hurt? Oh my Lord!"
"Don't worry Mrs. S, Jimmy can still cook his own pancakes."

by Fenland July 14, 2005

chookachox

an exclamation. Often used in New Jersey but found in regions of Martha's Vinyard, Mass. Believed to have roots in the ancient Fishamaic language. Used to describe one's day in a positive light. Also believed to describe ones own anus.

I was having a chookachox day until that Green Penis came along!

by Angus Shangus November 10, 2008

clook

Clook - People that have predominantly large protruding chins and speak in such a way, a typically 'clooky' sounding sentence would be as follows;

Charlie chooses chocolate chip cookies.

Sonia from eastenders (she's well clooky)

by The Phantom Clook December 20, 2010

Captain Cook

Australian slang for having a look at something, as did Captain Cook, a British sailor who founded Australia.

Lets have a captain cook over there

by james chadima January 12, 2004

Fun Cooker

When a man in front of onlookers drops his pants and farts directly at them.

This morning, on Today, during a segment on microwaving ham, Al Rooker decided to give the camera a fun cooker.

by The Schrodinator March 13, 2009

cook

One who meddles in the arts of concocting methamphetamines. Typicaly in their own home-made laboratory inside their house or garage.

I am so spun off that shit! Give my compliments to the cook!

by Druhmz November 19, 2005