Croc Socks

When you piss with your crocs on and piss gets on your socks

Damn man I think Ryan has croc socks.

by Croc sock king May 17, 2021

Croc-o-douche

A person who just loves croc footwear. They are constantly talking about how comfortable they are their wide variety of uses.

My buddy is such a croc-o-Douche. He's always talking about his lame ass crocs.

by Cbd23 October 16, 2016

Drop Croc

Taking a dookie in someone’s crocs cause of them being annoying

Make sure to lock your Crocs away, someone Drop Croc’d Colin for asking a stupid question

by The dude_{69} May 13, 2022

Crocs Technique

Trying to sneak in things into places using your Crocs and then getting caught.

Hey if you want to get caught while sneaking in drugs you should use the Crocs Technique.

by crocmaster69 July 6, 2019

croc nonce

Someone who is perhaps a bit too fond of crocs (you know who you are). These people typically own many pairs of crocs and scorn those who wear cheap off brand crocs. One can never trust a croc nonce as you may find them attempting to rob your sock drawer.

Persoñ: "Ted has loads of crocs and now I don't have any socks because they went missing after he visited last week"

Pêrson: "He must be a croc nonce"

by NonceNick October 17, 2021

Crocs

Literally the best thing too ever happen
Also could be used a an nickname for a dong

“ hey bro, nice crocs!”
“Your crocs are hard!”

by What a crazy world we live in October 29, 2022

Croc Toe

The biggest degenerate of all time. A croc toe is someone who mainly only ever wears Crocs. In rain, sun, and snow, these people will never understand that crocs aren't a fashion sense, more of an actual tactical usage of utility.

Ashton: Umm, Jen..
Jen: *Chewing gum obnoxiously* What do you want, Ashton?
Ashton: You do realize that it's the middle of winter, right?
Jen: Yeah, and?
Ashton: Why do you have crocs on?
Jen: Because it's trending right now. Everyone has them.
Ashton: I mean, it makes no sense, especially in this time of the season.
Jen: Listen here, Ashton, I have every right to wear whatever the fuck I want to wear.
Ashton: *With a smugged face* Okay, fair. You obviously have croc toe syndrome.

by Pussdrop October 22, 2019