Zombie chew

This is used when a person of any sex had offered to give oral. When performing the oral, the receiver is unable to be erect, causing it to lump and lifeless. “Dead meat” This is also known as the lollie.

Jess -“what did you do with him last night?”
Vanessa-“I went down on him, but he drank too much. So I gave him a zombie chew”

by Caldaddy May 10, 2020

Chewing the rug

Chewing the rug is a different statement of a man licking out a women

Last night I had a great time chewing the rug

Last night I had a great time licking her out

by KB da mad1 July 25, 2016

chew on a stick

Shut the fack up you stupid bish.

"Hey bob, why don't you go chew on a stick."

by Emo trash can December 5, 2016

Chew Stall

When you have just taken a huge bite of food and then you find out you have to go talk to someone.
At which point, you stand there chewing with your finger up as if to indicate one more minute.
After chewing has commenced, you continue on your way.

Person A: *Bite*
Person B: "Dude, James needs to see you"
Person A: "Ok, hold on, let me chew" ........................*Chew Stalling*
Person A: "Oh hey James"

by Jagsfan7777 April 3, 2010

Cum Chewing

An act you do with a group of close friends.
The act of cum chewing is what it says. Chewing cum.

Abby: Henry, Wanna hang out later?
Henry: Sorry babe, I can’t. I’m having a cum chewing sesh with the boys.

by _Evil.Child_ October 9, 2021

jimmy chews

Formerly known as Jimmy Choos, rebranded after the dog gets a hold of them, or other tragedies befall the shoes such as deep scuffs , gravel tears, or scabby looking ruin on the shine of your boots. $$$

* Dang that's nasty you showed up in Jimmy Chews, buff out those scratches or trash em"

by Shmuckatellee October 13, 2015

chewing a toffee

To be touching cloth or about to shit one's self.

Can you cover me mate, I'm chewing a toffee.

by anonymous September 14, 2020