fidel castro

A communist ruler of Cuba who has been around before analog music synthesizers, pushbutton keypads on telephones, cassette players, VHS VCRs, laserdiscs, 8 track tapes, electronic ignition in automobiles, Disc Film and 110 cartridge cameras, integrated circuit DIP packages, 8 inch floppy discs, the John Lennon assasination, the Richard Nixon debacle, VFD pocket calculators, and quite possibly the Big Bang.

Although I don't like what Fidel Castro stands for, I wish I had his inability to die.

Fidel Castro won't need cryogenic body storage when he dies, that is, if he dies before the Sun goes into red-dwarf stage.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 19, 2007

Fiddle Castro

The Dictator who Fiddles with Cuba

Fiddle Castro beat the devil who came down to Georgia in a Fiddling contest and won the entire country of Cuba!

by Joe C June 16, 2004

Fidel Castro

Ruler of Cuba and arguably the most successful communist dictator of all time, in that a) Cuba's a relatively ok place to live, and b) he hasn't been killed yet. He was mates with Che Guevara, but funnily enough he's never ended up on a t-shirt. History doesn't like survivors.

Fidel Castro came to power in the 60s after ousting Batista.

by parsefone April 8, 2006

Castroville

a small cute but freakin boring town... Medina Valley kicks ass!!

Everyone from Castroville is a total bad ass!! i wish i lived there

by LC21fjdkajfd February 7, 2010

self castration

1. To remove one's own genitals with a knife or their teeth.

I will self castration myself.

by Darnie June 25, 2004

New Castrati

A liberal man who whines in a feminine pitch about the woes of the politcal left

The smog isn't that bad, quit sounding New Castrati ...

by illithid29 November 18, 2010

castarded

1. Being in a state of goofyness where you laugh at your own laugh and anything and everything makes you laugh. Shows up frequently at work.

2. A time where Cassie Syndrome is at its worse.

3.A symptom of Cassie Syndrome.

I was walking around work tonight in circles, not doing anything in particular and someone called me Castarded and I laughed my ass off and got out of work 20 minutes late bacause I was laughing so hard.

by Friend with benefits May 9, 2005