Fiddles 

Another way of saying 'Fiddler on the roof' which often refers to a short person who plays a violin on the roof.

Fiddles can also mean a short person.

Aye Fiddles, you gotta drink some milk to grow taller

Fiddles by dnzlcuz July 13, 2010

Fiddles 

Probs the best nicest person in the world, maybe cusses a lot but we don't know for sure. But everyone knows who he is and lots love him

"Man, Fiddles•exe is soo amazing, I mean he has a big ol' snifferdoodle and a poofy head and everything"
Homie I disagree with you; not really a big fan of him, but we will stick to our opinions and likings and not cause a riot
"Yeah!"

Fiddles by Cheesecake is pretty good September 3, 2017

cock fiddles 

Dissapointment after an incident, or excitement when coming to a thought or realization.

“Ah cock fiddles. My unicorn can’t even fly.” Or “Cock fiddles! I just found and extra hundred in my wallet.”

cock fiddles by Delta254 July 30, 2018

Rusting Fiddles 

When you dip your fingers In peanut butter and rub a girl's vagina like you're playing a fiddle.

I'd give you some nice rusting fiddles

Rusting Fiddles by flalfal March 27, 2019

A thank you doesn't pay the fiddler 

A thank you doesn't pay the consequences of one's actions

Miguel I dropped 20 dollars man and I haven't ate in two days I'm starving! Here's a damn burger a thank you doesn't pay the fiddler!

A thank you doesn't pay the fiddler by Finecky March 26, 2021

Fiddler's Green

A legendary imagined afterlife, where there is perpetual happiness, a fiddle that never stops playing, and dancers who never tire. There are endless pure green hills and the sky never goes gray. Beer flows like rivers and there is never a weary soul.

It is said you must be either an Irish sailor or a cavalryman to be worthy to enter.

When a sailor or cavalryman dies, they will enter Fiddler's Green. All of their fallen friends will be waiting for them there with two pints in hand. They will stand and watch as everyone else marches off to hell.

Fiddler's Green by 19DeltaScout March 10, 2011

Presidential Dick Fiddler 

The man or woman hired to "Fiddle" or wank the presidents dick when the first lady is gone.

Todd: Man I need a new job
Eric: I heard there looking for a new Presidential Dick Fiddler

Todd: Oh Boy!

Presidential Dick Fiddler by Mr Lopes June 9, 2015