1. countable noun.
A cow is basically a big, moody sack of meat that chews its cud and gives us milk, burgers, and a whole lot of shit to deal with.
A cow is basically a big, moody sack of meat that chews its cud and gives us milk, burgers, and a whole lot of shit to deal with.
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Original a rude vulgar word to describe someone who is overweight
Actual meaning: an animal
Original a rude vulgar word to describe someone who is overweight
Actual meaning: an animal
Cow
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a bunga. And a bunga is DEFINED as cow shit... not bullshit a.k.a. the lies...
...GET it right!
The first time, that is...
...because you DO wrong instead of right..
...go fuck yourself in hell.
Signed
☆Satan
P..S. GUARAN-FUCKIN'-TEED there is ASTRONOMICALLY more cow shit in the world than there is lies...
...just kidding! Everything else IS A LIE.
From one extent or another.
How do I know this?
You'll never know!
Not because I won't just tell you...
Because I don't want to lose you or anyone else again...
Just kidding! You can't lose "friends"...unless they are filed in a missintg person's report.
And I would like to report myself as missing from everyone's lives...
...because everyone I know loves how refreshing I am... (at first!)
...then later they decide decide that I am worthless...
...then they stipped me of all of the same dignity I personally afford to all. And I answer the why. And I don't give a fuck what...
...because I cannot afford it...
...and i can't afford anymore politicized food...
...don't even get me started on the "water"...
...or the shelter, the clothing and love....
Defined ln th next sentence
...GET it right!
The first time, that is...
...because you DO wrong instead of right..
...go fuck yourself in hell.
Signed
☆Satan
P..S. GUARAN-FUCKIN'-TEED there is ASTRONOMICALLY more cow shit in the world than there is lies...
...just kidding! Everything else IS A LIE.
From one extent or another.
How do I know this?
You'll never know!
Not because I won't just tell you...
Because I don't want to lose you or anyone else again...
Just kidding! You can't lose "friends"...unless they are filed in a missintg person's report.
And I would like to report myself as missing from everyone's lives...
...because everyone I know loves how refreshing I am... (at first!)
...then later they decide decide that I am worthless...
...then they stipped me of all of the same dignity I personally afford to all. And I answer the why. And I don't give a fuck what...
...because I cannot afford it...
...and i can't afford anymore politicized food...
...don't even get me started on the "water"...
...or the shelter, the clothing and love....
Defined ln th next sentence
by Cypher Mode December 8, 2025
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by Evidencebased1 January 21, 2026
Get the Cow mug.The selective removal of the extremities of a cow. Such trimming can give better shape to the cow and will encourage further growth.
When cows grow too leggy, it can be helpful to lop excess growth, which will promote the cow to fill out instead of growing too tall and spindly.
Not to be confused with cow tipping, which is the act of giving monetary reward to cows that have provided good service.
When cows grow too leggy, it can be helpful to lop excess growth, which will promote the cow to fill out instead of growing too tall and spindly.
Not to be confused with cow tipping, which is the act of giving monetary reward to cows that have provided good service.
Monty Don: In this episode of Gardeners' World, I will be showing the techniques of cow topping, using my small chainsaw and pruning secateurs.
by Fishyrich June 2, 2019
Get the Cow topping mug.During the time leading up to the presidential elections all you heard from the mouths of the candidates was a whole lot of cow farts.
by Luna justice July 31, 2011
Get the Cow Fart mug.The act of giving monetary reward to cows that have provided good service.
This is particularly common in rural societies, where cows are routinely employed in the service industry. Cows are not entitled to the minimum wage and rely heavily on tips.
Many cows blow their tips on their grass habit.
Not to be confused with cow topping, which is the selective removal of the extremities of a cow, to encourage further growth.
This is particularly common in rural societies, where cows are routinely employed in the service industry. Cows are not entitled to the minimum wage and rely heavily on tips.
Many cows blow their tips on their grass habit.
Not to be confused with cow topping, which is the selective removal of the extremities of a cow, to encourage further growth.
Heather 1: Hey let's get drunk and go cow tipping tonight!
Heather 2: Well if you're going to get drunk make sure to leave a good tip for the cow.
Heather 2: Well if you're going to get drunk make sure to leave a good tip for the cow.
by Fishyrich April 27, 2019
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