bent over without a reacharound 

In court of law, to be given a strict sentence for the crimes one has committed

Man A: "Damn they gave you six years in prison for robbing a convenience store?"

Man B: "Yeah, talk about being bent over without a reacharound."

bent over without a reacharound by bigboote October 23, 2008

Bent coat hanger 

When a male breaks his penis sideways and inserts it into male or female partner

Im a crazy dude so im gonna give you a bent coat hanger.

Bent coat hanger by 99crabzon69 July 15, 2010

bent nose 

Pejorative term for a Jew, aka Hebe

The bent noses want their interest paid

bent nose by Cornholio September 29, 2003

bent nose 

a person with a slanted nose.

ha Bilal you got a bent nose hahahahaha

bent nose by john.k December 12, 2007

bent knailz 

Quite possibly the best band ever, made up of four (maybe) talented musicians...if only it actually existed

bent knailz by michka May 27, 2003

Bent beak 

Someone with a large bent shnozzle

Adrian brody has a bent nose...
so he has a bent beak!
WOOOOOO

Bent beak by Hannybanany May 13, 2006

bent penny

Aka lead piece or screamer, it's general slang we trumpet players use for that f***ing shallow mouthpiece each of us have in our cases for when we have to play anything that's high, loud, and in your face.

Or when we have to make your mom cum on the horn and/or after. Especially when her name is Penny.

My "bent penny" is a Marcinkiewicz Bobby Shew 2. Oh, say hi to your mum for me.

bent penny by AdenosinePush January 4, 2012