Laura said that last week when she fucked billy that he had bat dick so bad it added 3 inches to his penis.
by DILLWILLPICKLE August 30, 2018
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by hrltwincities August 25, 2010
Get the two batting mug.The Bat Signal is a hand gesture consisting of the pointer finger on one hand and a hole made with the opposite hand while moving the index in and out simulating a sex act.
A girl asks a friend of hers how she should let a guy know she wants to take him home. Her said says "give him the bat signal".
Two male friends are at a bar, one friend asks the other "how can I find out if she'll put out without directly asking her"? His friend replies "give her the bat signal, you'll have your answer after that".
Two male friends are at a bar, one friend asks the other "how can I find out if she'll put out without directly asking her"? His friend replies "give her the bat signal, you'll have your answer after that".
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by Dookamanooka April 30, 2014
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Similar to the phrase 'bats for both teams', this expression derives from the sport of cricket in which there are, broadly speaking, two types of players: those who bat and those who bowl.
Similar to the phrase 'bats for both teams', this expression derives from the sport of cricket in which there are, broadly speaking, two types of players: those who bat and those who bowl.
Person 1: "Victor asked Samantha out not realizing that she isn't into guys."
Person 2: "Nah, he had a shot because I think Samantha both bats and bowls."
Person 2: "Nah, he had a shot because I think Samantha both bats and bowls."
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