breast

A bulging flap of skin on a woman that have magical powers because they produce a tractor beam to suck men's eyes and sometimes their hands. Vary in size. Sometimes lawsuits for sexual harassment occur.

Look up Chelsea Charms on Google image search.

by Skin-Nerd August 6, 2005

Breastfriend

A female best friend

Jean has been my breastfriend since high school.

by proffessor010 September 8, 2010

Breasticles

A prolific ancient Greek physician practicing somewhere between 480-430BC, noted for his thorough anatomical studies of the mammary glands. His contributions to the field of anatomy are incalculable; men the world over have benefited from his unyielding attempts to demystify this most recognized symbol of the female form.
He is also recognized for generating the first public debates surrounding medical malpractice. In his later years, his academic interest gave way to obscene obsession.

Socrates: Know thyself.

Breasticles: Know thy breasts, my good friend.

by DrPedicus April 18, 2010

breast implants

fake tits

A womans breast implants burst at Taco Bell yesterday.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

breasteses

word used by men who cannot correctly enunciate plural nouns that end with the letter S.

Dude, that fox has some nice breasts but why you got to add all those unnecessary syllables? Breasts is only one syllable...breasteses = breast-e-ses...count 'em!

by nerakrepooc October 25, 2006

Breast friends

Friends with benefits but for lesbians.

Tom: Did you hear about Dana and Katie?
Matt: What do they go out?
Tom: No they're just breast friends.
Matt: Hot

by Hank11234 January 26, 2011

breastologist

A specialist in the study of women'sbreasts; One who tests the weight, shape, size, taste and bounce of women's breasts.

After four years of intense study, Jorge became a breastologist

by Sy Lopez January 9, 2008